The Egg-Suckin' Dog of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy, these guys love me! THEY know that just cause you like to kiss bald
people on the head, that don't mean you're queer or nothing. Just you like bald noggins. Ever
since I used to sing that Popeye song--'I always go swimmin' with bald-headed womens'--I'd pop
wood just thinking about bald people. Don't make me strange or nothing. No sir. These people really
like me, and THEY know. Wow."

[Richardo]

1. GW recently read about the flatworms that got smarter...

...when they ingested previously conditioned flatworms.

[peekaloo]

2. 5 figure contributors

get the tongue BETWEEN the fingers kiss! }(

[BlueJazz]

3. And I say in Ja-says name!!

Out!!...Foul Demons!!

[Lady Freedom]

11. Bush thinks he is the Pope! News at 11!

Hey what can I say? I'm a reporter in traning!

[skip fox]

4. Lady in green is thinking

"Wow, if I take out my teeth, maybe he'll kiss ME!"

[regularguy]

5. Due to low turnout at recent fundraisers

pResident Bush breaks out the Rich Republican Donor Blow-up doll collection. (with lifelike lack of heart!)

[LuLu550]

6. Yummmmmm

Tastes just like chicken.
LuLu

[skip fox]

7. Good 'un, LuLu550!

and sig. is sweet.

Welcome to DU :toast:

[LuLu550]

10. Thanks

It's good to be here. :toast:
LuLu

[peterh]

8. Little did we know, that after the sodomy laws were struck down…

The repugs would come out with their own version of “sucking head” with a climatic crescendo resembling :puke:

[skip fox]

9. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[Astarho]

12. And Bush sucks out the brain of his poor victim

nt