Shouldn't the plural of "Mongoose" be "Mongeese?"

[GregorStocks]

Or is it? I just like saying mongeese, really. Also, shouldn't the plural of moose be meese?

Meese in cabeese with mongeese with neese around their necks.

[arwalden]

1. Mongi

[GregorStocks]

2. In case you can't tell, I'm just trying to get 250 posts.

Before my state's primary.

On Tuesday.

Crap.

[ProudGerman]

3. Mongoosessessessess

[bleedingheart]

4. according to Dictionary.com its mongooses

mon·goose ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mnggs, mn-)
n. pl. mon·goos·es
Any of various Old World carnivorous mammals of the genus Herpestes and related genera, having a slender agile body and a long tail and noted for the ability to seize and kill venomous snakes.

[Astarho]

5. Dear sir, please send 2 mongooses

*doesn't sound right*

Dear sir, please send 2 mongeese

*still doesn't sound right*

Dear sir, please send 1 mongoose and while you're at it, send me another.

[GregorStocks]

7. Dear sir, why on earth do I want a single mongoose anyway?

And why am I calling you "Dear Sir?"

(See previous post of mine)

[SOteric]

6. Unless there is a really hot-looking Jamaican guy involved,

and then it should be Mon-goosings.

[flama]

8. And the plural of spouse should be speese?

Of course, we're not allowed to have plural spouses, are we? But what if our spouses were all in one room, watching feetball or making pancakes? Couldn't we call them speeses then? Or maybe spices if they're cooking really good pancakes.

Oh, I'm so tired . . . .

[GregorStocks]

9. Yes, yes! And the plural of "STFU" should be "STFUsse!!!"

[elfin]

10. Mongoosers eom