What sort of sicko vents his frustration on helpless little flowers?

[Ellen Forradalom]

So I come to work this morning to see that my petunia bed has been trampled and some of them pulled up. I replanted the uprooted petunias in the hopes of salvaging them. But what the hell was that all about? Some big strong man proved how tough he was by beating up petunias? Sheesh.

[TXlib]

1. Probably a Halliburton employee

who'd been told there was oil under the flower bed.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Maybe a Christian Family-Values Compasionate Conservative

America loving property respecting "get the government off our backs" patriot who didn't like the tone of your "I vote Democrat" bumersticker or something.

[Drifter]

3. Call PETP ...

People for the Ethical Treatment of Plants.

Cheers
Drifter

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. Or the PLO

Petunia Liberation Organization.

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. No no no ... PETA

People for the Ethcal Treatment of Angiosperms

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. I'm thinking it might be

drunken overgrown frat boy, since there are party zones on either end of the block.

[Philosophy]

6. Searching for WMD

If you "hate America" and you have a flower bed, then the government knows that's where you bury your illigal nuclear weapons parts. :tinfoilhat:

[HungryLoser]

7. Maybe the same people who tore down

my "Lost Pet" posters I put up last week.

[Generic Other]

8. Revolutionary Petunias

:)

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. Someone let Cheney out of his cage again...

Stamping out the pistols of mass destruction.

[Lady Freedom]

10. Let's think...

Who do we know that will rip up any living thing to see if he can find stuff under the ground? Huuuuummmmmmm. Sounds like a "W" to me!

[Loonman]

11. Couldn't have been Rove or Cheney

Flowers wither and die when they just walk past.