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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 09:37 PM
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Caption: The giant sucking sound


Back in '73, when I was in the TANG, I encountered an alien life form. It placed it's tentacles on my forehead and sucked out my gray matter. I haven't been right since.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 09:39 PM
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1. Not tonight! Pickles, er, Laura.
I have Excedrin headache # 666.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 09:40 PM
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2. Now, I know most goiters appear on the neck, but I was special!
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 09:41 PM
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4. Special? hehehehe
He's special all right!
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 09:46 PM
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7. Damn right, special!
How many OTHER men do you in whom God chose to place the thyroid gland inside the sinuses?!
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 09:41 PM
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3. Yes, I ain't shittin' ya..The doctor said I had an idea!
Edited on Sun Jan-25-04 09:46 PM by rustydog
Sheeit, I didn't know they HURT! I ain't gona think ever again, that is what Daddy and Unka Dick are for!
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 09:41 PM
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5. Sad, but true!
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 09:42 PM
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6. some guy named spock
don`t know what happened but he said "don`t worry,there`s nothing in there"
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BeatleBoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 09:46 PM
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8. "It was this part of my cranium that earned me a 1.85 GPA in college
so Daddy had to donate more money!"
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 09:54 PM
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9. "This be the part of me
that does all the drinkin', i mean thinkin."
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-04 11:41 AM
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10. I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle ........
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