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T Roosevelt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 10:52 PM
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Update on the 2004 Racial Draft (Dave Chappelle)
First round:
Blacks: took Tiger Woods, much to the Asian's disappointment
Jews: took Lenny Kravitz
Latinos: took Elian Gonzales so the Whites couldn't claim him again
Whites: in a surprise move took Colin Powell. The Blacks agreed on the condition that the White's also take Condi Rice and give up Eminem. Whites countered with OJ, which was agreed to. So Colin and Condi are White, and OJ is Black (again).
Asians: took the Wu Tang Clan

What a hilarious segment :evilgrin: ROFL
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 11:01 PM
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1. Saw it the other night.

Laughed my ass off!
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 11:04 PM
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2. damn was that funny
:)
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DieboldMustDie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 11:47 PM
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3. So where does that leave Michael Jackson?
;)
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-25-04 11:49 PM
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4. I liked the part about Sam Jackson's Beer
Could you quit yelling at me?

NO. I CAIN'T CUZ THIS IS HOW I TALK. HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-04 07:45 AM
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5. Too funny
I love Dave, but almost never remember to watch his show. :^(
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sonias Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-04 08:08 AM
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6. Dve Chappelle is damn funny!
He is extremely talented and I hope more people catch on to him. Keep watching, keep watching.

Sonia
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-04 08:32 AM
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7. That segment was hilarious!
I liked when Colin Powell's whiteness was under review!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-26-04 09:30 AM
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8. Damn, I missed that one. Love the show.
If I could just get Comedy Central and no other channels, I'd be happy.

They have the best news on the air.
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