What do you want to know about TXlib? Ask me anything!

[TXlib]

Anything at all! (I may choose not to answer, though...)

[Intelsucks]

1. What Texas city do you live in?

n/t

[TXlib]

2. Houston.

I think next weekend is gonna suck, traffic-wise.

[smiley_glad_hands]

3. Is Star Pizza still the best in town?

[TXlib]

6. Never been there.

I've been here since August 2002.

Many of my co-workers swear by Fuzzy's. I've never been there, either, but apparently, it gets its share of celebrities.

[VelmaD]

4. Do you ever think of anything...

besides sex? Ever? :P

[TXlib]

8. Yes.

Physics, esp. high-energy astrophysics.

Homebrewing. (I've got 3 batches of mead fermenting now, totalling about 16 gallons.)

Gardening with carnivorous plants.

Backyard astronomy.

etc...

[VelmaD]

11. Carnivorous plants?

You DO like to live dangerously don'tcha? ;-)

[TXlib]

12. Yes.

I get drunk, and post in the lounge.

You'll get to see the plants if you come to our party, although they're not too impressive right now, since half of them are dormant.

[VelmaD]

Are you hammered honey?

And yes...that is SO why I'm coming to your birthday party...to check out your carnivorous plant collection. ;-)

[TXlib]

15. No, I'm not hammered.

But I am comfortably numb.

[VelmaD]

19. Are you bored...

stuck in that big ol' house all alone? :-(

[TXlib]

21. Yup.

I popped in my tape of Groundhog Day earlier tonight. I love that movie.

[VelmaD]

25. I just finished "History of the World Part 1"...

which you would know if you paid any attention to your AIM. :P :spank:

[TXlib]

34. Not signed in at home.

It prolly went to my work computer.

I love the Wonder Joint scene.

"You look like the piss boy!"

[VelmaD]

37. Ah...oh well...you'll have repeated "pokes"...

when you get to work tomorrow. :-)

My personal favorite is the Spanish Inquisition song.

"Nothing is working...bring in the nuns." :evilgrin:

[TXlib]

44. Watch it with the poking.

My ribs are getting bruised.

[VelmaD]

47. Ribs? *snort*

Well, where would you like me to poke you? :evilgrin:

[TXlib]

63. Hey, watch it.

Married guy here.

[VelmaD]

66. What's your point?

I mean...think who you're talking to here. ;-)

[TXlib]

67. Ah, crap.

Yeah, that's a turn-on for you, isn't it?

Keep it up, and KCDem will get Skittles to KICK YOUR ASS!

[VelmaD]

71. Skittles couldn't kick my ass...

on the ass-kickingest day of her life with the help of an electrified ass-kicking machine.

Plus I got your number...you just wanta see a chick-fight. :P

[TXlib]

80. No comment.

I'll get the big tub of jello ready...

[Intelsucks]

13. fenris had a blowout and a wreck on the way back to San Marcos today

See his thread halfway down the first page of the lounge. He's alright, but his car is jacked up.

[TXlib]

14. I saw it, and replied.

[Fenris]

17. And I thank the both of you!

:hi: Velma and Intelsucks!

[TXlib]

20. yvw

[Intelsucks]

24. Glad you're ok man. I feel kind of bad about planning the breakfast now

sorry about your car.:(

[TXlib]

26. Hey! Are you threadjacking my Ask Me Anything thread?!

*ka-klick*

[Intelsucks]

30. I'm usually much better at killing threads than hijacking them...

Please let me have my 15 minutes in the spotlight. It will be over soon enough.:evilfrown:

[Fenris]

29. Don't feel bad - I had fun!

That's okay. The car...eh. I will survive, and hopefully the car will too. Otherwise I'll be ripping my $600 stereo and speakers out. I used my graduation money on that.

[VelmaD]

16. Glad to hear he's ok

Eep though about the car. :-(

[TXlib]

18. I had a minor fender bender last week.

Nothing like his, though; I just got my rear bumper scuffed.

[populistmom]

5. Do you think it's lame

to copy other people's threads?

[TXlib]

9. Not if I can wring some humor out of it.

[Lostmessage]

7. What's up tonight hot stuff

:evilgrin:

[TXlib]

10. Not much.

I've posted an "Ask me anything" thread in the lounge, so not too much could be up.

Sipping some Tres Generaciones anejo tequila. Good stuff.

[Lostmessage]

22. I had tex mex food tonight

How long does someone have gas for after they eat those banana things stuffed in enchiladas with mole sauce?

[TXlib]

23. TMI

I'm guessing til next day sometime.

[MrScorpio]

27. Do you lift your right cheek or your left

When you fart after eating a plate beans?

[TXlib]

36. Neither.

I wiggle my butt to separate the cheeks, and drop a stealth bomb.

Ain't I a stinker?

[SOteric]

28. Tell me about the laws of thermodynamics.

*warming up a physics swoon*

[VelmaD]

32. You are such...

a science-slut. :P

[TXlib]

39. I wish more of my students had been so.

Well, at least, shown any interest in the topic whatsoever.

[VelmaD]

42. *snort*

Do you dream of living out that scene in the Indiana Jones movie where the hot co-ed has "Love" and "You" printed on her eyelids? :P

[TXlib]

45. Dream it?!

Hell, I lived it!

Not what it's cracked up to be.

[VelmaD]

50. Ok there's a bedtime story...

you gotta remember to tell me at your birthday party.

[TXlib]

62. Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never thought this could happen to me, but...

[VelmaD]

68. Hang on...lemme grab...

a glass of warm milk, a teddy bear, and my blankie. :-)

[SOteric]

70. There are possibly

worse things to be.

"Oh baby, - can you whip out your slide rule and let me run my fingers over it?"

[VelmaD]

72. You do realize...

that half the male population of this board just passed out from the lack of blood to their brains. :evilgrin:

[SOteric]

73. That depends

on where they're keeping them. :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

75. Good point...

although I was kind of assuming that any boys smart enough to know how to use a slide rule would keep at least some of their brains above their belt buckle. :-)

[SOteric]

78. *LOL*

Dudette! You must have missed the binary porn thread entirely.

[VelmaD]

79. There was a porn thread...

and I missed it. ARGH! How could this happen? x(

[TXlib]

81. Naughty SOteric!

:spank:

[populistmom]

76. What's wrong with that?

ahhhhhh....cerebrums.....:P

[VelmaD]

77. Not a thing.

Smart is sexy. :-)

[TXlib]

38. Hmmm, Carnot efficiency

The carnot efficiency is given as

e = 1 - Tc/Th

where Tc is the absolute temperature of the cold reservoir, and Th is the hot reservoir temperature.

This is the MAXIMUM theoretical efficiency of any heat engine operating between these two temperatures.

The real heat engine that comes closest to achieving the carnot efficiency is the stirling engine.

[populistmom]

31. Why is my "ask me anything" post sadly failing in comparison?

[VelmaD]

33. 'Cause TXlib is a bigger perv than you.

People come in his thread in droves out of prurient curiosity.

[populistmom]

35. They just don't know the evil truth then!

Wah-ha-ha! :evilgrin: :spank:

[TXlib]

41. More like:

[VelmaD]

43. Just be patient

you got a birthday coming up. ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

46. I can be a perv if I wanted to!

I just dont show it :).

[TXlib]

48. But most DUers would get arrested if they were a perv back.

LPFF notwithstanding.

[VelmaD]

49. No you CAN'T...

you're like, what, 12? :P

[TXlib]

51. I think he's 16

Still, if he can muster the perversion that you can at his age, then he is a seriously twisted individual.

(Not that that's a bad thing, or anything...)

[VelmaD]

53. If he can muster...

the perversion I can at his age...I need to work harder. :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

55. ya think I am 16

yeah I am.

[JohnKleeb]

52. lol me 12

I was 12.............in 1999. Actually I can, just get me in a silly mood and I can be really sick.

[VelmaD]

54. I know you're 16...

jeebus h christ...I suppose your sense of humor hasn't fully developed yet either. Maybe it comes in with the facial hair. :P

[JohnKleeb]

56. I shaved the other day though

So what is this facial hair you speak of. I am actually fine. lol I didnt get the joke, thats why I sound upset. 12 I miss being 12 damnit.

[VelmaD]

57. Just teasing you about being young, Squirt.

:-)

It's my perogative. Hell, tormenting you isn't just my job...it's like a calling. :P

[TXlib]

59. And I bet he loves it.

Just don't do anything stupid, or you'll go to jail!

[VelmaD]

65. He's safe from me...

I prefer grown-ups. (Don't tell Magic Rat that...he'll be devestated.)

[JohnKleeb]

60. is it a sport

;)
I was actually lying, I havent shaved in a while. I got a question if I put John Kerry in my sigline, what would happen, would concenus be Kleeb looks like Kerry lol, and btw I honestly think I do sorta now, I havent got my hair cut in so long and its a little longer and etc, but I still have those blue eyes that Kerry doesnt.

[TXlib]

58. geez, I feel old now.

[VelmaD]

61. Not old...

experienced. :-)

[JohnKleeb]

64. oh please

Wait till people born in the 1990's come to DU, then we can talk.

[TXlib]

69. What makes you think there aren't any?

Somebody born in 1990 could be as old as 14.

And you have no right to feel old, no matter how much younger the other person is, until you're at least 30.

:nopity:

[TXlib]

40. I'm sorry.

I've been trying to come up with questions to ask you that won't get me in trouble...

[Lostmessage]

74. Have you ever used Viagra?

:evilgrin:

[TXlib]

82. Don't need it.

[Lostmessage]

83. Either do I

:evilgrin:

[efhmc]

84. Are you really a Texan, and if so where were you and your parents and

your grandparents and your ggparents born and have you ever lived in a house without ac? Also, do you remember when the state was all Dems but most if not all of them (Dems)were very conservative? Did you grow up learning southern manners or you from W. Texas? I have a million questions that will pinpoint where you grew up, what the politics of your family were and will tell me if you are really a Texan or a carpetbagging yankee wantabe. Answer, if you dare.

[TXlib]

85. I am a yankee

But not a carpetbagging yankee wannabe; to be a wannabe implies I wish to stay here.

I grew up mostly near Boston, MA.

[efhmc]

86. Well, I like you anyway.

[TXlib]

89. I feel all warm and fuzzy!

:D

[liberalhistorian]

87. When's the last time you had

sex and what's your favorite position?

[TXlib]

90. I refuse to answer

on the grounds it may incriminate me.

[liberalhistorian]

96. LOL!

Well, maybe I'll just ask KCDem, then!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

88. Are you mad at me...

...for going nuclear in order to lock your unlockable thread?

[TXlib]

91. Nope. That was the point.

I just think it's funny when they finally lock the unlockable thread.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

92. What's that stuff between your toes?

Enquiring minds want to know...

[TXlib]

93. Slow pygmies.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

97. So does that mean you're an elephant?

Who likes to hang out in trees?

[Edge]

94. Do you have an 8" boner?

ha...ha...ha.

[TXlib]

95. Yes, actually, I do.