Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum --
"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

[Palacsinta]

1. Cogito escargot sum

I think therefore I am a snail.

[TXlib]

2. That would be

"I think I am a snail."

[Palacsinta]

5. How 'bout if I think I'm a girl snail?

Cogita escargot sum? Thought about taking Latin, but the French teacher was cuter!

Is Latin taught anymore, anyway?

[trof]

3. cogito ego sum

I think I am the greatest!

[TXlib]

7. snork

[banana republican]

4. ain't we putting de cart before de horse????

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. There is no Descartes

He walked into a bar, the bartender asked if he wanted a beer, he said "I think not", and POOF! he vanished.

[SOteric]

8. Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur

[Richardo]

9. My alternate DU handle is "Cogito ergo Dem"

Look for it! :D

[no name no slogan]

10. I once saw this on a marquee...

on a porno cinema:
"VENI, VIDI, VENI"

Needless to say, I didn't go see it.

[welshTerrier2]

11. cogito ergo spud

i think therefore i yam ...

[trof]

14. cogito ergo spudus dulce

[BritishHuman]

12. bibo ergo ebrius.

I drink, therefore I'm drunk.

(Kumala Pinotage Cabernet Sauvignon 2001, if you're interested).

[KansDem]

13. "Caveat Emptor"

Should be the motto of my graduate school.

[trof]

15. sic semper tyranasauras

Death to dinosaurs.

[northzax]

16. Ne calces mi glaucis calceos

Don't Step on my blue Suede Shoes.

[VOX]

17. Gramen artificiosum odi...

I hate AstroTurf!

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