irritating bumper stickers

[elfwitch]

List some of the messages on bumper-stickers that you have seen that really ticked you off or made you want to rear-end the person for having it.

Some I've seen:
1. Abortion: Hitler would have loved it!
2. She's a baby, not a choice.
3. (Picture of burning bush) This isn't the only time God has spoken through a bush.
4. We vote pro-life
5. Bush said it, I believe it

[Badger1]

In Wisconsin

On a pick-up the other day, Save America - Shoot A Liberal
These bastards are running scared.

[liberalhistorian]

17. And can you imagine the

shitstorm uproar that would ensue if that were the other way around? Why the hell are these fuckers allowed to go around saying things like this (you should just see the yahoo and aol message boards, and then there's Savage and Annthrax), with no problem, and someone says the least little thing against the Boy King Impostor and they get reported and Homeland "Security" is all over their ass?

[elfwitch]

21. because that is how cheaters work...

Cheaters make up the rules as they go along.

[7th_Sephiroth]

75. most offensive i have ever seen

American ends with I Can
Republican ends with i can
Democrat ends with rat

and a bible quote
The fear of god is the beginning of all knowledge

[eyesroll]

It always cracks me up when

I see a bumper sticker that says "These colors don't run," but the manufacture of said sticker was crappy and the colors, indeed, run. (Or, the flag that's been on that car's antenna since 9/12/2001 has faded and bled.)

[GOPisEvil]

1. Isn't living in Texas great?

:puke:

[elfwitch]

4. Never a dull moment...

You get stuff like that in Austin?
It is a given in Dallas.

[GOPisEvil]

9. A little bit.

Remember, Williamson County is directly north of us. It's Republican valhalla.

[bearfan454]

25. Yes it certainly is.

Freeperville deluxe.

[GOPisEvil]

27. We're going to give them freepers some what-for next week, aren't we?

:thumbsup: They can't get all of us! Full speed ahead, damn the torpedoes!

[TXlib]

28. My first impression of Houston

I saw a bumpersticker that had a picture of a mushroom cloud, with the caption: "Bomb 'em, Bush!"

[baldguy]

2. Actually, Hitler was pro-life.

For pure aryans, at least.

[elfwitch]

5. How convenient that they ignore history....

One of the first things fascists do is put limits on reproductive freedoms. If you can control a woman's decision to have a baby or not, you can control the woman.

[Bertha Venation]

3. mine

1. TRUTH NOT TOLERANCE! (with a cross)
2. Vote Democratic. It's easier than working.

I may remember more.

I've never seen your # 3 and # 5. Those are scary.

[liberalhistorian]

18. So voting Dem is "easier

than working", huh? And I supposed all those moneybag repukes actually WORKED for their dough, too, huh? Yeah, RIGHT.

[twistedliberal]

60. I'd like to get one that says "Vote Republican...

...It's easier than thinking."

Then again, Freepers would agree with it.

Nevermind. :P

[DarkPhenyx]

63. Go make your own.

I use Power Point to make signs for my truck window all the time. It's cheaper adn I can cycle them out to keep things topical and freash.

[blondeatlast]

102. That's a great idea!

[elfwitch]

69. go here and make it...

http://www.makestickers.com/stickerintro.asp

I'd love to see it.

[NightTrain]

112. Just created and ordered this one....

Soon, it will adorn my rear bumper! Well, my car's rear bumper, actually....

[liberalhistorian]

84. LOL!

Good one!

[geniph]

64. That first one you mentioned

the Truth not Tolerance one incensed me so much when I saw it a couple years ago that I wrote a letter to the local paper ranting about what a thoroughly unChristian statement that was. Doesn't sound like something Jesus would have said to me! Gah. I suggested they stop thumping on their damn Bible and try opening it sometime, even turning past Leviticus (and no fair going straight to Revelation, the second-favorite book for the extremists). What they find in the Gospels might freaking surprise them! ("turn the other cheek" "judge not lest ye be judged" "go into your closet and speak in private with your Father" ... you know, all that hippie stuff!)

Oops. I guess that one still sends me off on a rant.

[arwalden]

6. "Warning: Vehicle unmanned in case of Rapture"

[elfwitch]

7. oh yeah, I hate that one...

I've also seen:
Not perfect, just saved.
:puke:

[TXlib]

32. I can't help feeling that the conservative Christians

can't help but be hypocrites: when you believe that your actions don't matter, as long as you believe in jesus, you can do anything you want.

[elfwitch]

34. boggles the imagination...

I can be a jerk all my life to anyone and everyone because I believe that Jesus died for me. I don't have to be a nice person or a decent human being because some dickhead sprinkled me with water. The afterlife is way more important than the here and now.

I sincerely hope they all got a really RUDE awakening waiting for them in the after. "Sorry Sir you can't come in, you are a raging dickweed."

[liberalhistorian]

36. And as a Christian myself,

let me say that that particular mindset is total bullshit and against Christian doctrine itself. But that's never stopped these people before. They wouldn't know Jesus if he were standing right in front of them, and he sure as hell wouldn't know them!

[no name no slogan]

71. Thank Jeebus for Protestantism, eh?

That was one of the key tenets of Martin Luther: your deeds on earth, no matter how despicable, would be forgiven if you asked for it. Which, in turn, means you get a free pass into heaven.

So, IOW, Hitler could have done all sorts of eeeevil, nasty stuff, but if he asked for forgiveness, he gets a free pass into heaven. Makes perfect sense, huh?

I wonder how many other atheists Protestantism has created over the years?

[Zero Gravitas]

11. I like

In case of rapture, can I have your car?

[hobbes159]

51. I've seen a rebuttal to that one....

"When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?"

[afraid_of_the_dark]

8. Those ones that say "Terrorist Hunting License"

I can't remember the narrative on the sticker, but the message is basically shoot first, ask questions later.

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. On the a Mercedes SUV

"Have you prayed for your Country today?"

[afraid_of_the_dark]

12. Yeah, I've prayed for my country today...

that those noxious fumes you are emitting from your luxury SUV won't ruin our atmosphere.

[Zero Gravitas]

13. Worst bumper Sticker Ever:

Bush-Cheney

[FunBobbyMucha]

14. "Christians aren't perfect...

...just forgiven." I've always hated that one.

[NightTrain]

113. My reply....

ATHEISTS AREN'T PERFECT; JUST PERCEPTIVE.

[DarkPhenyx]

15. The Road To Hell Is Paved With Liberals. n/t

[Maeve]

24. At least they credit us with good intentions!

And since they are walking all over liberals, which road are they on?

[DarkPhenyx]

29. An interesting POV. Hummmmmmmmmmmmm

I've only seen that sticker once, and I made sure to get in front of him so he could read my annoying bumper stickers. :)

[liberalhistorian]

16. "Work harder. Millions on

Welfare are Depending on You!", driven by a redneck in a rusted-out station wagon. It should have read, "Work Harder, MillionAIRES on corporate welfare are depending on you!"

Another favorite was "Gun Control means prying my gun out of my cold, dead hands!" Don't tempt anyone, pal.

And two really sickening ones had a picture of that damned fucking confederate flag. One said, "If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand." Oh, yeah, I understand, all right, and you DON'T have to explain it! The other one said, "Heritage, NOT Hate!" Don't you mean "Heritage OF Hate?"

Then there was this gem I just saw the other day: Liberals: No Brains, No Guts, NO GLORY! So, I guess if a soldier killed in Iraq happened to be one of them there "libruls", he didn't really have any brains or guts, and doesn't deserve any glory, huh?

[DarkPhenyx]

19. IMHO...

...no, you don't understand and they didn't mean a heritage of hate. Sorry, but you are wrong on those two points.

[liberalhistorian]

40. And IMHO,

sorry, but I DO understand, and it IS a heritage of hate! Try asking an African-American how they feel about it, how it makes them feel to see that symbol of hate and oppression waved in front of them? That's like waving a swastika in front of a Jew, but saying, well, it's just my heritage, you know.

The war ended about 140 years ago, and it's time for them to recognize that.

[DarkPhenyx]

45. Again, you are wrong.

The opinion of someone viewing the symbol has no bearing on what that symbol means to the person displaying it.

Are you equally offended by "It's a Black Thing You Wouldn't Understand"? If not then you are a hypoctite.

I could be offended by people displaying crosses. Being a pagan type person I might see a lot of good people being burned at the stake and worse simply for being of the wrong religion. Should we force all the crosses to be taken down? How about those of my people who are AmerInd? The American fleag is horribly offensive to many of them. Should we not fly it at all?

Using your logic, or lack of, the American Revolution was won over 200 years ago. Quit celebrating it. Quit being proud of it. For god sake don't teach your children about it.

C'mon. You are right. It was over a long time ago. Quit being offended about/by it.

[liberalhistorian]

47. And just what the hell does

the Confederacy have to be proud of? Enslaving, abusing, and oppressing an entire race of people and actually being proud of it and fighting to maintain such a system? Continuing to horribly put down and oppress that same race until they're finally forced to start treating them like human beings over ONE HUNDRED YEARS LATER? I'm sorry, but, to me, at least, that just ain't something to be proud of at all, certainly not a heritage worth celebrating and preserving.

And the rednecks around here (in Ohio) who prominently display the stars and bars (some have it flying from their antennae) proudly admit that they do it as an intimidation tactic toward blacks and other minorities, especially the Mexican immigrants who've moved into our community to work in the local nurseries and farms. Again, what's the difference between flying that flag and flying a flag with the swastika on it? I mean, after all, the swastika's just a symbol of a "heritage", you know!

[DarkPhenyx]

50. Actually the "swastika", before it was adopted by the Nazi party

was a symbol meaning peace, or happiness, or something.

Remember too that there are people who will tell you that being an American is nothing to be proud of. Or beng from Ohio, or any of a hundred thing...including being gay, or black, or what have you.

Characterizing the entirity of southern contributions to the U.S. as slavery you are doing a great disservice to history. Prehaps instead of being a liberal historian, and missing thing becasue of the artificial fliters you place on it, being a true historian and accepting all of history, complete with the ugly parts and the new informatiuon, would serve better.

Don't forget that the Civil War had little to nothing to do with slavery in the begining. It wasn't until well into the war that it finally became a major issue. Most of those fighting on the side of the Confederacy wern't slave owners. Had never owned slaves.

You also seem to be forgetting that blacks wern't treated any better in the North either before or after the war. Forget not that even Ohio has KKK groups.

[DoNotRefill]

126. In fact...

Prior to WWII, there was a US Army division (the 45th) that had a swastika as their insignia.

http://www.m38a1.com/thunderbirds.htm

[bleedingheart]

20. I detest the confederate ones

there is this boob in my mom's neighborhood with the confederate flag hanging outside his house...

We live in PA...not South Carolina... so how is that part of our heritage???

[LTR]

22. Just wondering...

If a Confederate Flag is hung upside down, does anyone notice?

Sorry for going off-topic. That's what I get for stream of conciousness thinking.

[DarkPhenyx]

23. Ever think it might be part of his?

I lived most of my life in Ohio, but the CF is definately something in my family's history. Don't fly one, don't own one, don't care too...however it is a part of my background.

[no name no slogan]

74. People from all states fought on both sides in that war

It didn't matter if you were a northerner or southerner: you had Ohioans fighting for the confederacy, just as you had Mississippians fighting for the union. It was "brother against brother", as family members fought against each other on opposite sides.

It truly was a Civil War, and not some "War Between the States" as some historians claim. And it wasn't just about slavery, either, as much as some folk claim, too.

It was about many things: the power of the federal government over the affairs of states, the slavery issue in the south AND north, the concerns of the agrarian south against those of the industrialized north, etc.

Although the emancipation was very important, probably the most important thing the Civil War settled was the structure of our nation: the states were no longer considered independent from one another in a loose "confederacy", but were all equal partners in a federal system, and were subservient to the interests of the nation as a whole.

[DarkPhenyx]

77. Sure, fine...just bring more facts in.

You commie! :)

Thank you for pointing this out. It is something that gets forgotten in the whole screaming match about that war.

[TXlib]

26. Retaliate with this bumpersticker:

I'm an angry, armed liberal, and I vote!

[arwalden]

30. Anything With "Honor Student" In It... Such As:

"My Kid's An Honor Student At Mayfield Middle School"

or

"My Kid Beats Up Your Honor Student"

[DarkPhenyx]

31. So one you'd love then.

"My Bumpersticker is Smarter Than Your Honor Student"

[arwalden]

Ooooh! That's Confusing...

I like it... but... I can't like it because it has "Honor Student" in it. My mind is about to explode.

It's like the pocketwatch in the movie "Somewhere In Time". Where did it come from? The old woman gave it to Christopher Reeve... then Christopher Reeve went back in time and left it with the young woman who kept it all those years to return it to Christopher Reeve, who..."

-- Allen

[DarkPhenyx]

35. Sorry to cause a short in your brain.

It'll quit hurting a bit then life will take on a strange, yet soothing, hue. Before you ask, yes it's ok to dance to the music in your head, just don't take advice from the voices. :)

[VelmaD]

42. You, sir...

are well and truly warped. I like it. :-)

[geniph]

65. I've seen

"My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student" which, having known several Border Collies, I suspect is quite true in many cases.

[trogdor]

33. Or...

...my kid knocked up your honor student. Seen that one before, too.

[liberalhistorian]

ROFLMAO!

I've never seen that one, but, man, that's hilarious! How about, My Kid Beat up the kid that knocked up your honor student?

[ChoralScholar]

118. from George Carlin

"I'm the proud parent of a student whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need me broadcasting his minor scholastic achievements on the bumper of my car"

[DoNotRefill]

124. My two favorites:

My son knocked up your honor student

-and-

My child sold crack to your honor student

[arwalden]

37. God Said It. I Believe It. That Settles It.

[DarkPhenyx]

38. For those people I usually ask...

...what about that whole "Thou Shalt Not Kill" thingy?

[liberalhistorian]

44. Yeah, and

judge not lest you be judged, and love your enemies, pray for those who hate you and bless those who persecute you? And I do not know you, for I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was sick and you did not help me, I was in prison and you did not visit me, etc., etc.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

100. My karate teacher contemplated getting ones made up that said...

"Our honor students beat up your honor students."

Decided it was in bad taste though.

[arwalden]

39. "Jesus Is The Answer" --- Okay... what was the freakin' question?

[bif]

55. The question is "Who is Matty Alou's brother?"

n/t

[arwalden]

41. "1 Cross + 3 Nails = 4 Given"

[elfwitch]

54. Booooooooo!!!!!!!

That one is sick and wrong.

[DarkPhenyx]

57. Sam Kinison had a better take on that one.

Unfortunately it is guarenteed to offend too many people on this list.

[VelmaD]

62. I wanta hear it...

PM it to me. :-)

[geniph]

66. You mean, "Somebody could get a LADDER

and a pair of PLIERS here!"? ;-)

[DarkPhenyx]

68. That would be the one.

:)

Along with what "Jesus'last words were" I think is one of his best pieces. The fact that he was fairly religious in his own way, and was once a preacher makes it even more interesting.

Sam's last words? Oh...reportedly they were "but I'm not ready to go yet. What? Oh, ok." He wasn't talking to his friend who was holding him at the time.

[liberalhistorian]

87. The friend who was

holding him at the time said that he sounded like he was talking to someone or something no one else could see or hear. The friends said that he was argumentative at first in saying he wasn't ready to go, then he seemed to suddenly settle down and get calm, then when he said ok, he said it peacefully like he understood and accepted whatever was being said.

[blondeatlast]

104. I don't find that offensive at all--just funny.

[Bertha Venation]

79. oh, sweet jesus fucking christ

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:
:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:
:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[DoNotRefill]

127. I'd pay money for a bumper sticker....

that simply said "oh, sweet jesus fucking christ!"

Of course, it'd prolly get my car keyed...

[blondeatlast]

103. Eek. Barf. And I'm a Christian.

:puke:

I've seen 'em all except that one.

Did I mention? :puke:

[arwalden]

43. "How Would Jesus Drive" (See picture inside... this is not a joke)

[baldguy]

46. Jesus would walk.

Or take a bus.

[blondeatlast]

105. He'd hitch.

And he'd sleep in Hnce aprk outside the Phoenix Library. That's what the fundie lunkheads never get.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

48. "Peace Through Superior Firepower"

I saw that the other day, right next to a "Bush/Cheney" sticker.

Nothing like displaying your ignorance for the world to see!

[SaveElmer]

49. Confederate T-Shirt - "Lee Surrendered, I didn't"

Here in Virginia you see alot of people wearing a T-Shirt with a picture of a Confederate flag with the slogan "Lee Surrendered, I didn't" Well I got so sick of those I had one made with a picture of Ulysses S. Grant that had the exact same slogan. I'm surprised I haven't been mugged yet

[Kathy in Cambridge]

52. I'd be more afraid of being shot

:scared:

[liberalhistorian]

58. DarkPhenyx,

care to comment on that slogan?

hat's what I meant about their not recognizing that the war was over ONE HUNDRED FORTY YEARS AGO! Sometimes I wish we could just go back in history and let them have their secession.

I've been down there, and all they seem to talk about is the Civil War, how we done them wrong, how the confederacy "will rise again" (good, this time I say let's let them alone and let 'em have their own country, because that's what it's like down there, another country). Many even say how slaves were actually "contented", that they didn't want to be free because then they'd have to take care of themselves, etc., etc., ad nauseum.:puke:

[DarkPhenyx]

61. Well, I live down here...

...and it isn't all they talk about. Sometimes it seems like all the North talks about though. That and about how stupid Southerners are. How we don't need them. Any of this sounding familier?

"Many even say how slaves were actually "contented", that they didn't want to be free because then they'd have to take care of themselves, etc., etc., ad nauseum.

Define many. one in a hundred? one in 10,000? There are idiots everywhere. how old are these people you talked to? Racist opinions are everywhere and not just southerners feel that way. You have a very obvious bias against the south. How unfortunate. I can tell you that NYC is a completely different country from Ohio, as is California. Not better or worse, just different.

For a contextual perspective, there are many Japanese who don't feel that WW2 is over yet. This is particularly apparent if you understand the Eastern philosophy on war, which is far different than the Western view. War isn't waged just on the battlefield, but also in commerce, and in philosophy. In many ways they are still "at war" with us. They just aren't shooting at us.

[liberalhistorian]

67. That's certainly true about

war not being waged just on the battlefield alone, and I'm not sure there will ever be real closure between the North and South.

I suppose it would be different if I actually lived in the South (couldn't handle the heat and humidity, though, a couple of months of it here in Cleveland is all I can take, and I can't even take that!) my perspective would be different. But I don't.

And I remember that when I worked for a company once where I had to call all over the country all day, it seemed that every other time I'd call one of the deep south states, it would be a holiday such as Jefferson Davis's birthday, or Lee's birthday, or Longstreet's birthday, or Beauregard's birthday, etc., etc. and everything was closed. And northerners didn't write the book that came out a few years ago called "The South Was Right", or similar books, either.

[DarkPhenyx]

72. You do, however, hear...

..."We kicked your ass in the war get over it" quite a bit.

Not sure which came first, but the two do feed on eachother.

Northern and Western towns have wierd holidays as well though. Other cultures and religions too.

[NightTrain]

114. Reminds me of a story my friend Wes told me once.

Some years ago, he and his brother Ed were visitng friends in Georgia. While driving back to their motel from a show at some club out in the sticks, Wes and Ed got pulled over for speeding.

The cop approached the car and told Ed, who was driving, "Boy, don't nobody go through Geo'gia that fast!"

To which Ed replied, "Grant did."

[hobbes159]

53. Any sticker that says "I (picture of heart) my (dog/honor student/etc)...

I used to have a bunch of stickers that were a picture of a big machine screw that you could stick over the heart on those bumper stickers, but I used them all....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

56. Years ago here in California, A guy shot up a McDonald's in

National City.

His car had a bumper sticker that said,"I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you"

Now every time I see that sticker I cringe at the mindset that would find it humorous.

[DarkPhenyx]

59. Try not to let one idiot color your view that badly.

I understand the message of the bumper sticker myself, though that may not be a screaming endorsement of it. It's not like everyone with a "Proud to be an American" sticker is a raving right-winger eager to kill Muslims.

[Endangered Specie]

70. 'when in doubt, empty the magazine'...

Im sure thats what the columbine kids were thinking.

[DarkPhenyx]

73. Equally annoying.

BANG, BANG, BANG "Stop" BANG, BANG, BANG "Police"

[NightTrain]

76. I've taken to replying to irritating bumper stickers

A couple of weeks ago, I posted to DU about a note I left on the windshield of a right-winger. My note read, SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TREE-HUGGING, ANTI-WAR, HOMOSEXUAL, VEGETARIAN SOCIALIST!

[elfwitch]

78. do you ever wanna...

Just carry around a BFM (big f-ing marker) and just write I'M AN ASSHOLE on all these people's stickers?

My mom used to have little cards that she kept in her purse that said "If you f*ch like you park, you will never get it in!" She'd leave them on people's windshields.

[liberalhistorian]

85. ROFLMAO!

OMG, I love that and I love your mother! I think I'll use that one myself, if she doesn't mind!

[elfwitch]

129. Mom was a real card!

You may use as you like.
I haven't done the BFM thing yet, but I still might.

[blondeatlast]

107. Good for your mom!

:toast:

[Kat45]

80. Number 5 on your list is downright scary!

And it's scary in several ways. If I ever saw that one, I'd sure keep my distance from that person.

[Endangered Specie]

81. I vaguely remember hearing of one being sold:

"I <767 jet> New York"

Beyond irritating, some divine entity help me If I ever see it.

[TheMightyFavog]

86. Ahhh, a tshrthell.com Classic.

I wonder what would happen if anyone walked within clear visual range of ann FDNY firehouse wearing that shirt...

[liberalhistorian]

88. WTF?

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[TheMightyFavog]

91. Acorrding to tshirthell.com...

"If we can't make a joke about 9/11, the terrorists have already won."

http://tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a102

Here's some more examples of their work....

http://tshirthell.com/worsethanhell.shtml
http://tshirthell.com/hell.shtml#hell

[liberalhistorian]

97. Okay, now that's

sick and that's too much, even for me. There is NOTHING FUNNY AT ALL about 9/11, and there NEVER WILL BE.

[NightTrain]

115. Then I guess I'd better keep the jokes I heard about it to myself!

Actually, I've never told those jokes to a single soul and probably never will.

[blondeatlast]

109. Most are gross, but I did like the

"East Coast Lawnmowers."

[blondeatlast]

108. Please say it isn't so.

That's just sick.

[beawr]

82. Obey Authority

as Opposed to the famous Question Authority bumpersticker

Others:

Dallas Cowboys
New York Yankees
God Said it, I believe it, that settles it.


Anything else celebrating ignorance....

[CO Liberal]

83. "RUSH IS RIGHT"

The next time I see one of those, I'd like to ask the driver if that includes doctor shopping and pill-popping.....

[liberalhistorian]

89. Oh, but that wasn't

HIS fault, don't you know that by now? The poor guy was suffering horribly from back pain and from them awful "libruls" persecuting him all the time. Besides, it was just blown all out of proportion, the liberal prosecutor and the liberal police and the liberal media all had it in for the poor fellow, and were in cahoots with the liberal doctors who also had it in for him. And we all know that the only REAL drug uses and dealers are black men from the ghetto!

Sarcasm OFF

[Edge]

90. "Charleton Heston is my President"

"Bush said it, I believe it"

"Reelect Bush/Cheney 2004"

And other RW propaganda bumper stickers. :grr:

[jburton]

92. Ugh

My gun killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car

[liberalhistorian]

98. I tell people when I see that

that guns killed more Kennedys than cars!

[EV1Ltimm]

93. a picture of stalin and hitler...

and it says "Gun Control Works!" or something to that effect.

But they failed to mention the fact that stalin and hitler were in posession of tanks, aircraft, battleships and flamethrowers, thus negating the effectiveness of a bloke with a 9mm.

[DoNotRefill]

125. Depends on how you look at it.

I own more guns than all the Jews had when they started the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising (with less than 20 weapons total). It took the Germans longer to crush that uprising, which took place in an enclosed, walled in section of a city that was surrounded with a wall, barbed wire, and armed guards and was started with a handful of obsolete weapons, than it took them to conquer Poland, and they only suceeded in crushing the resistance by levelling the entire ghetto.

BTW, in case you didn't know, both Hitler AND Stalin were strong supporters of gun control. They knew that armed opposition was much more dangerous to them than unarmed opposition.

"When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun?" --The Clash, Guns of Brixton

[beyurslf]

94. Saw this at the movies last night

Marriage= 1 symbol for male + 1 symbol for female

[Sentath]

99. But but

I didn't think Venus ever had a conjugal relationship with Mars, let alone a matrimonial one.

(watch their brains melt as they try to figure out what the heck you're talking about)

[corporatewhore]

117. the ones ive seen like that have the little restroom guy and gal

[MisterP]

120. Velikovsky!

:o

[Skittles]

95. BUSH/CHENEY '04

It's unbelievable, after all that has happened, after all the trashing of American, the gutting of our rights, the deaths of our soldiers, that some people still BELIEVE in these lying, thieving bastards.

[BlueJazz]

96. I want one that says:

Jesus loves me this I know
cause the voices tell me so.

[Djinn]

101. Jeez - the worst you get here is

that weird fishy symbol - I get the feeling that if I had to drive in the US I'd be having a lot of "accidents" or would atleast take to carrying a big fat black pen to add...

1. Abortion: Hitler would have loved it!
but his Mom should have done it

2. She's a baby, not a choice.
actually it's a feotus

3. (Picture of burning bush) This isn't the only time God has spoken through a bush.
So how long do we wander in the desert for THIS time

4. We vote pro-life
Say NO to capital punishment

5. Bush said it, I believe it
please help me!!!

[CalebHayes]

106. how about this... "Somebody kill me"

[Lydia Leftcoast]

110. "Left is theft"

An anti-tax zealot no doubt.

"Kids need to pray" next to a picture of an academic cap.

[Blue_Tires]

111. the worst (and maybe some of our members are offenders)

"Don't mess with Texas"

[NightTrain]

119. A Texan recently told me...

...that "Don't Mess With Texas" actually found its roots in the Lone Star State's environmental movement. It was the slogan of their "Keep Texas Beautiful" campaign, or something like that. :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

128. It's an anti-litter campaign.

http://www.dontmesswithtexas.org/

[corporatewhore]

116. man(restroom symbol)+woman(restroom symbol)= marriage

[Endangered Specie]

121. One guy cut up a God Bless America sticker and made it "America Bless God"

[Ladyhawk]

122. I saw one in my town that showed a peace sign. It read...

..."Footprint of the American Chicken"

Barf.

For awhile I got so disgusted with the fundies around here, I started taking pics of their stupid bumper stickers. My least favorite:

got Jesus?
It's HELL without him.

I hate fundies. :mad:

[DarkSim]

123. Sad....

Nothing has made me gag so violently.