Oscar vs. Hamm

[Exultant Democracy]

Poll question: Oscar vs. Hamm

If you had to vote today who would you pick?

[Dookus]

1. Oscar

would make mince-meat out of Hamm

[DuctapeFatwa]

2. Oscar has more fur

so he is more electable

[Exultant Democracy]

3. He has more fun, but Hamm is taller.

I hope people arn't voting on looks alone.

[DuctapeFatwa]

4. Hamm just does not have as strong a telekinesis record

He claims to have moved a small serving of potato salad during the First Gulf War, but there are no credible reports of loud engine noises in his attic.

[Exultant Democracy]

8. The lack of a credible report doesn't mean that it didn't happen

the fact is we have no clue what or if Hamm is building anything in his attic. We can't even be sure he has an attic.

[DuctapeFatwa]

10. Exactly! But we know Oscar has an attic, and we know he has fur

Hamm has admitted publicly that he does not have fur.

Oscar has read "The Trial."

AND he is building something in his attic.

Seldom has the nation faced such a clear choice.

[peterh]

5. Oscar is long and lean…

Hamm has a curl….

[camero]

6. Oscar Madison

Cause he's a better housekeeper. :)

[AntiCoup2K4]

7. Oscar/Cookie Monster '04!!

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash

I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn
It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mother the day I was born
I love it because it's trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash

I have here some newspaper thirteen months old
I wrapped fish inside it; it's smelly and cold
But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold!
I love it because it's trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash

I've a clock that won't work
And an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own!
I love them because they're trash

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love, I love, I love trash!

[Dogmudgeon]

9. Hamm voted for the IWR! The Patriot Act! Bastard!

Hamm voted for the Iraqi War Resolution and BOTH Patriot Acts!

He's a Republican in Democrat's clothing!

That's a deal breaker!

He'll have to earn my vote!

My vote is non-transferable!

54-40 or Fight!

Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too!

Nixon's The One!

Trix are for Kids!

--bkl