I just realized something....

[dolo amber]

A) It's damn hard to type after having a bottle of wine. (I'm such a lightweight when it comes to the vino. :silly:)


and...


B) My sig line (the words) looks awfully silly in the GD 2004 forum. :D



We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...

ps--Obligatory drunken "I LOVE YOU, MAN!" to you all. :loveya:

[lynx rufus]

1. Hope you had some cheese with that wine :)

[RandomKoolzip]

2. I just realized something too....

It's very difficult to remove toothpaste from a cat's fur.

[dolo amber]

3. *smooches*

"Scarecrow, I *heart* you most of all!"

:D ;)

Also, shave the cat; those hairless cats are the "new black". ;)

[RandomKoolzip]

5. But I thought that getting "Stomach Staples" was the "new black..."

Darn that Oprah!

By the way, did you notice that Oprah Winfrey made the cover of "O" Magazine AGAIN this month?!? What an outrage! It's almost as if she's friend of the publisher or something!

[BlueJazz]

4. Yeah...But will you still love us in the Morning?

We couldn't take another "Love them and Leave" poster....
It's....It's....rough when they say that they love all of us and then they just use and degrade us......sob...We...We feel so...so...dirty afterwards..

[dolo amber]

7. Hey!

You're witty, intelligent...we had some wine, some laughs. Given that there's damn near 40k of us on this board,(and we liberals are *notoriously* hot ;)) I'd say in the looks dept. it probably averages out to at LEAST a 7...of course I'd still love you in the morning! :loveya:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. Not me.... Use me, abuse me, makie me feel cheap... just

give me cab fare in the morning and call me again sometime.

:evilgrin:

[RandomKoolzip]

10. "Clandestine Sex Threads" are the "new black."

n/t

[dolo amber]

11. I am a *lady*

All my sex is "clandestine". ;)

[leftist_rebel1569]

6. And now, my obligatory response:

NOOOO, I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOU! :loveya:

[dolo amber]

8. Oooooh....if you wasn't 16.....

;)

Howya, darlin'? :D

[short bus president]

12. YOU ONLY HAD HALF A BOTTLE, LIGHTWEIGHT!

and if you wanna fight over it, we can go have it out on the yellow ice...

:P

[supernova]

13. LOL! Try spelling out

"nothingshocksmeanymore"!

[dolo amber]

14. Nothisnglsmpre

nothhhhmeoemet......ah, fuckit...

"FREEBIRD!!!"

:D

[supernova]

16. ROFL, ROFL, ROFL!!

I guess my nightly 1/2 litres amount to something!! :D

[camero]

28. or supercalafragalisticespealadocious

I think I spelled that right. :) I used the spellcheck and it didn't even know.

[ConcernedCanuk]

34. hmmm, - close, - actually it's "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

.
.

LYRICS

[camero]

35. dang

And I wasn't drunk either...lol :) I haven't spelled out that one in a long time.

[short bus president]

15. doesn't work so well

on the ice. Dolo can confirm that I tried to write my name, but ended up just making a puddle.

[supernova]

17. Do you need Target practice?

:P

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

23. Go piss on WalMart if you do

[dolo amber]

18. It was

a loopy puddle...credit where credit is due. ;)

[supernova]

19. If you say so...

:D :D

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

22. Wait... that only leaves half a bottle for you... LIGHTWEIGHT!

Pantywaist!

[dolo amber]

30. Yeah!

Mr. Smartass...I don't see yo' ass being none too sober at the mo'...:P

(Thanks for gettin' my back there, WJMS...;))

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

32. The least I could do for a lady....

especially a drunken, snowed-in one.

[supernova]

31. Heh. 1/2 Litre is only

my training glasses.

I'll take you on, WannJumpMyScooter anytime, anyplace. :thumbsup:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

33. Think so, huh? I just want to warn you I am a retired

Senior Chief Boatswain's Mate, and have been out drinking on 6 of the 7 continents and drank beers stuck in the snow of the 7th since there was no place to "go out"
I injest alcohol and bar food in great quantities and my exhaust is deadly.
Even though I am retired, I still maintain my status as a professional drinker so that my cheerful disposition will not be sullied with a sober day.
And the last time someone challanged me to a drinking duel, he wound up in the hospital with acute alcohol poisining, and that was after I ripped his head off and shit flaming hot salsa crap down his airway.

So. Now that you are forewarned.

Bring it on, baby.

[Kat45]

20. Oh, I remember that story about the dwarves! n/t

[dolo amber]

24. Man,

I still about piss myself every time I read my own sig line...that was COMEDY! :D

[camero]

21. I love you too, man

Now drink some more. :loveya: :P :beer:

[dolo amber]

25. Am all outta wine

:cry:

Besides, as formerly stated, being such a lightweight I'd just get sloppy and embarrassing if I had more...got any beer? :D

[camero]

26. I gotta check the fridge

yep, here ya go. :beer: :beer: :beer:

I'm about 3 cans short of a six-pack. :)

[dolo amber]

27. I heard that about you!

;) :D

[camero]

29. It was 2 but I lost one.

:P