Have ya ever tried to burp and farted instead?

[Dookus]

I tell ya, it re-arranges your whole sense of self.

[Loonman]

1. No, but I've gambled and lost

Thinking you've got a squeaker, and.......

[Lostmessage]

2. Have you ever farted and pooped instead?

:shrug:

[TXlib]

3. Never try to fart when you've got a lower GI bug.

Unless you're on the toilet.

[Dookus]

4. I hear ya....

I was hoping not to go there, but you're right on.

[GOPisEvil]

6. Hear, hear...

:scared: Went through that last weekend. :-(

[Webster Green]

5. If you burp, sneeze, and fart all at once.......you die!

Little known medical fact.

[TXlib]

8. Just TRY to hold in a fart while you sneeze!

can't be done!

It's really funny when a petite "girls don't fart" sort of girl rips one while sneezing in the middle of a long, boring meeting.

[kmla]

10. Reminds me of the time when I tried to stifle a sneeze...

... by holding it in, and not sneezing externally.

Shoes flew right of my feet. Hit the TV. Which, coincidentally, was showing a 'Tom and Jerry' cartoon, where things like that happen alot.

:D

[waterman]

13. Now that was freakin funny!!!

[Dookus]

14. LOL....

supposedly a sneeze is the closest physiological to an orgasm.

[kmla]

15. Best part is, after a sneeze, I don't want to roll over and sleep...

:D

[Dookus]

16. rofl...

I'm tempted to start a new thread.

[arwalden]

7. I've Laughed And Cried At The Same Time

[terrya]

9. I've loved and lost

And it is better than not to have loved at all.

[lovedems]

11. My son can't pick something up off the floor without farting.

He can't run up our stairs without farting!

He is 6 and just giggles! He really thinks it is the coolest thing.

[Dookus]

12. pretty typical for a 6-year old...

but maybe you should re-examine the all-cabbage diet.