Have ya ever tried to fart and peed instead?

[matcom]

:D

[Dookus]

1. Yer back!!!

at least yer backside.

[LynneSin]

2. Please tell me you've never done this in my presense....

....please!!!!

pretty please!!!!

[Lostmessage]

3. Fart, peed and pooped all at the same time

What can I say I have talent when I have the flu or food poisoning.
The only problem is that I was out and in a gas station bathroom and they didn't have toilet paper.

[zbird]

4. Can't say I've done that, but....

sneeze and pee or cough and pee all the time. Childbearing wreaks havoc on the body!

[Dookus]

5. heheh...

my best friend is still mortified that she pooped when she tried to "push" while giving birth.

It was 8 years ago.

[Exultant Democracy]

8. I didn't need to know that could happen

ahheewwwwwahhehehe

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

6. How about burped and farted at the same time ?

oops I just gave out too much info ! lol

waves :hi: everyone !

[jimbo fett]

7. Out of the same orifice????? You need to see a doctor!!!

[Robb]

9. "Day 213... still no sign of land...."

"...I fear the worst, as our supplies have run out, and matcom is beginning to rant." ;)

[TXlib]

11. "Day 214... still no sign of land...."

We have been forced to eat matcom.

There would have been much rejoicing, but he was tough and stringy, and tasted like ass.

[SOteric]

10. Women don't fart.

We just explode when we turn 60.

[Dookus]

12. hrmm....

I distinctly remember my mother ripping 'em

[TXlib]

13. INCOMING!

[TheMightyFavog]

15. LMAO.

eom

[TXlib]

14. Locking

No fart threads.

[blindpig]

16. yes

and I called microsoft, because it seemed their sort of problem, but they said it was the hardware.