I just put names of folks I knew in the boxes - but have some fun!!!
http://www.geocities.com/pezheadpaul/madlibs/javascript/projects.htmScience Fair Projects
According to George W. Bush, the school science fair this year was 'very educational.' At the same time, George W. Bush announced plans to quit the school system and become a Dick Cheney's Doctor. 'It sounds like a safer job,' the principal said.
Several unbelievable projects were disqualified this year. The experiment on 'Animal Magnetism' by GOPisEvil was canceled before he could plug in his Three-Toed Sloth.
The project by John Ashcroft on 'Gravity's Effect on First Graders' was canceled when the custodians wouldn't let him borrow a ladder.
And the Nuclear Powered beehive built by ZombyWoof was taken away by the police, who said ZombyWoof will be back in school 'any day now.'
LynneSin won second prize with an experiment that asked, 'Can maggots Learn Karate?' The answer was 'yes.' The maggots tossed George W. Bush over a potato skin and left the science fair. Anyone who sees them should call the main office.
Ramsey won first prize with her TNT turnips. By planting seeds in gunpowder and watering them with nitroglycerin, Ramsey grew turnips that explode when you drop them. 'What a dynamite idea,' the principal joked lovingly.
So far, nobody has figured out how the prize-winning turnips got into the salad served to George W. Bush at lunchtime. Just to be safe, though, the 'Vegetable Surprise' has been taken off tomorrow's lunch menu.