Do the Dean people have any sense of humor?

[WWW]

If so: Tell a joke:

[youngred]

1. Dean walks into a bar

says ow, then screams at it and breaks it in half.

KIDDING

The Dean people have just as much humour as the rest of us, no need to single others out

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. LOL

:D

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Ok

George W. Bush as president.

I know it's a bad joke, but the most obvious one to make.

[Armstead]

4. No

We don't

[Wonk]

5. I take it you missed the "Most Exclusive Dean Interview" on TDSWJS?

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/

RealPlayer link near the top of the page.

on edit: Direct link here
http://comedycentral.com/includes/rpm3.jhtml?vidclip=dailyshow/celeb/celeb_8088_300.rm

[Bertha Venation]

6. What the bloody hell is there to be funny about?

Kidding.

Tell me your post is just good natured ribbing. Please. Thank you.

[WWW]

8. yes..just trying to get a rise...no harm intended...just some fun.n/t

[eileen from OH]

7. A guy has a tapeworm

so he goes to the doctor who tells him that for the next three days he should shove an apple, and then a cookie up his ass. After three days of this he goes back to the doctor and says that it didn't do anything. So the doctor says "wait" and then shoves an apple up the guys ass and waits. Two minutes later the tapeworm comes out and says "where's my cookie?"

eileen from OH

[pacifictiger]

9. Normally yes,

but the whole world does not have time under the bush cartel. Humanity is at stake. Ask again next year.

[maddezmom]

10. good one

sending it to my dad, he has a strange sense of humor like me. :)

[Catch22Dem]

16. Hey you

I thought you were a Clark supporter. Did ya leave us?

[eileen from OH]

22. Who, me?

Nope. A Dean supporter, always have been - but have posted nice stuff about most of the candidates at one time or another. And taken exception when I thought other Dean supporters went over the line.

eileen from OH

[Catch22Dem]

30. You're right, my mistake

Now, if I could just remember who I mistook you for.

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[Skip Intro]

20. ? - care to elaborate on that comment?

not that I don't have a sense of humor, but please tell me more about these "ignorant Dean supporters" who are making you "look like (an) idiot."

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27. "If not Dean, then bush..." - haven't seen that ever before

well, before now.

And I've seen some questions about Edwards and Kerry, especially concerning their voting for the IWR and Patriot Act - justifiable questions, don't think rove/bush won't bring up that "support" - but I haven't seen anyone say Edwards and/or Kerry aren't real Democrats.

Well, before now.

[lastknowngood]

12. It's hard to feel like joking when many Kerry

supporters can't get enough of slamming Dean when is down. So if you want to hear joke try your friends not those you like to denigrate.

[EllieDem]

13. We just want you to be UP with us

when we're UP!!! How about it??!!!

[bigtree]

19. Here's some jokes on my candidate

Q: What's the difference between John Kerry and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: Why should John Kerry supporters be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

[creativelcro]

24. old joke...

The President''s Puzzle

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

[mouse7]

14. Howard Dean has had a fawn for 12 months.

It's now a YEEEAAARGHLING.

[Duder]

17. John Kerry walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

[youngred]

18. was waiting for that one

:-)

[mouse7]

21. Hear that first as "Celine Dion walks into a bar." n/t

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

26. A skeleton walks into the bar...

And tells the bartender "I'll have a beer and a mop."

[FreeperSlayer]

23. Uh, they seem to be...

...pretty constipated.

[WillyT]

28. So Far... I'm Finding The Last Three\Four Years Humorous As Hell !!!

If I couldn't find humor in it, I'd be in a rubber room (or worse) right about now!!!

:shrug::evilgrin::shrug:

[Ripley]

29. Yeeeaahh. Maybe you missed that...

If you can't get it ...

Okay. Just a joke here...What is black and white all over and yet needs a trim now and then...?