My wife tried to poison me last night...

[commander bunnypants]

Honey I love you but you cannot cook..

She made chicken stir fry. Did not bother her in the least, I spent the night paying my respect's to the toilet god. UGH. I feel like death.


DDQM

[ronnykmarshall]

1. How much life insurance do you have?

[Loonman]

2. Strange

How do you mess up a stir fry?

I thought that wasn't possible.

[GOPisEvil]

3. She knows about your cute co-worker!!

Be afraid! :scared:

Ugh....sorry you got sick.

[commander bunnypants]

4. larf

Actually I helped beautiful coworker get her car unstuck from the ice.

The gods after me.

DDQM

[underpants]

5. So you say you have sickness (FLU like?) from eating a bird?

:scared:

[geniph]

6. Then why don't you do the cooking?

I can't cook either - I have not the slightest interest in it - so my husband, who is more interested in food than I am, does the cooking.

I don't figure anyone who gets food cooked for them has much room for complaint. I don't complain about what my husband cooks, I just don't eat if I don't like it.

[Westegg]

7. I'll bet the chicken was bad...

It's too easy for bacteria to take root in improperly handled, stored or processed chicken. Once that happens, even the high heat of stir-frying (assuming she cooked it all the way) can't kill them germs.

You may have a bacterial infection. That sucks. I hope you feel better soon.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. Seems odd that you got sick and not her.

Maybe you were coming down with something to begin with. That can make your food taste odd, too.

Feel better!
~healing cybervibes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[ZenLefty]

9. My wife told me to take out the garbage.

I said 'you cooked it, you take it out'!

Ba-da-bum! :bounce:

[geniph]

11. Has she let you back in the house yet, ZenLefty?

or are you still standing on the curb with shoes being hurled at you out the window? ;-)

[Loonman]

10. My Ex-girlfriend used to say "take me somewhere I've never been before"

I said,"try the kitchen".

No, I'm usually the one who cooks in a relationship, because I like to cook and bake.