So I asked a Hummer owner... - Democratic Underground

The Sushi Bandit

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Wed Jan-28-04 11:10 AM
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So I asked a Hummer owner...

so how small is your D*ck?

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waterman

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Wed Jan-28-04 11:11 AM
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1. Priceless!

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EXE619K

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Wed Jan-28-04 11:18 AM
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2. Duck?

I heard ducks make great pets!

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Wed Jan-28-04 11:18 AM
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3. good times!

I'm sure it's not as large as his gas bill! :spank:

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liberalitch

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Wed Jan-28-04 11:28 AM
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5. I'm sure that

it "pulls" up into his body whenever he opens his EXXON credit card bill.

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Fovea

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Wed Jan-28-04 11:26 AM
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4. Visualize Summer

Visualize Hum-job pumping $3/gal gasoline into his beloved.

Try hard not to spray milk all over your monitor.

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beyurslf

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Wed Jan-28-04 11:45 AM
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6. That is Classic.

I am sure his response was something along the lines of "way too much for you" LOL

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TSElliott

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Wed Jan-28-04 01:11 PM
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7. I bet it's really small.

When compared to his income.

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Merrick

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Wed Jan-28-04 01:34 PM
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8. You should've asked

Edited on Wed Jan-28-04 01:35 PM by Merrick

him where he was going. Probably off on a mission to liberate a copy of "Finding Nemo" and a box of Butterfinger Bites from the video store, or to seize and extract a new pair of Dockers from Sears

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WorldBuilder

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Wed Jan-28-04 02:40 PM
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9. HA!

Anyone who actually pays money for those things certainly has more money than brains...

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Stuckinthebush

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Wed Jan-28-04 10:38 PM
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10. Thanks to Bush, you can get one virtually free!

You see, a business owner can purchase a Hummer and then deduct the entire thing in one year because of its weight!

So, the money you pay for a Hummer can come back to you in the form of a write off.

Ain't America grand!

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