Antipodean DUers: Remind us of what summer is like!

[BurtWorm]

Does the temperature ever rise above freezing? Does a breeze ever feel good, rather than cutting through you like a knife? Does the sun actually do something besides rise, set and hide behind clouds?

:scared:

[Superfly]

1. Sat by a pool in Argentina last week

nothing like the sound of mourning doves and wind rustling the leaves of poplar trees....

95 degrees and dry. Lovely.

[BurtWorm]

2. What are "leaves?"

I forget.

[Superfly]

3. They're what you do when you go someplace...

as in "to leave" for warmer climates.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. You won't believe this, but...

...there is such a thing as TOO MUCH FSCKING HEAT! I'm experiencing this right now. Wanna trade?

[BurtWorm]

5. What is "heat?"

I actually would loooooove to trade! How's the humidity?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Horribly high

Sweat only gets you wet. And sticky. And stinky.

I hop from air-conditioned room to air-conditioned room to keep myself alive. But the movement from one place to the other is the killer.

[BurtWorm]

7. I think I vaguely remember what that is like.

I vaguely remember not liking it. But I vaguely remember that it didn't hurt the way winter hurts.