ULTIMATE Poll: HOW MANY Stairs Has Matcom's Ass Climed Over The Years???

[matcom]

Poll question: ULTIMATE Poll: HOW MANY Stairs Has Matcom's Ass Climed Over The Years???

[GOPisEvil]

1. Like McDonald's...billions and billions climbed.

:D

[kmla]

2. Ummmmm. I dunno. Lemme guess...... Hmmmmm.....

I'll say.... Hmmmmmm....

7.

I'm not very good at guessing games.

[VelmaD]

3. Four...

the same four stairs over and over and over and over and over...

[DS1]

6. DAMN!!! (beat me to it)

:evilgrin:

[Intelsucks]

4. Your ass is one of the first things I remember seeing on DU.

:o

[SOteric]

5. Sooo many that

Led Zeppelin will be featuring your nekkid ass on their 40th anniversary edition album cover.

When contacted to confirm the engagement, Led spokesman Robert Plant was heard to say:

"Well, we were all high on the Moroccan dope at the time, so who knows?"

[Zomby Woof]

7. 1,873,826!

I have been counting! John Ashcroft provided me with the actual numbers as back-up! :P

[Intelsucks]

8. The Real Question: Is the ass still climbing when no one is looking?

n/t

[DS1]

9. He's still a golf cart-jacking assbucket

Don't give him the time, the bastard :grr:

[matcom]

11. JEALOUS?????

:P

[frylock]

10. not enough, judging by those bird legs..

you would think that with all the bleachers that ass has run, there would be some musculature!!

[no name no slogan]

12. Are we talking Matcom, or just his ass? (nt)

[earthman dave]

13. Forgive my english ignorance...

What is the significance of an ass climbing stairs? I'm all confused.