I think the next British Prime Minister should be Treasury Minister Ed Balls.

[billyskank]

Seriously, how good does "Prime Minister Balls" sound?

I'd vote for that party in a heartbeat! :bounce:

[Parche]

1. You are getting a little teste

How about Paul Potts?

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rzlsgZp+L.jpg :hi:

[billyskank]

2. Ha! Back when we used to debate whether Britain should join the Euro

Chancellor (now Prime Minister) Gordon Brown had his five economic tests that must be passed before he would countenance Britain joining the Euro.

Since the five economic tests were drawn up with the help of then Treasury aide Ed Balls, somebody suggested they should be called the Five Economic Testes.

:hi:

[Parche]

3. Now You Are Getting A Little Nuts

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:


"Balls, said the Queen, If I had two I would be King"

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Is he a member of the Pants Party?

[billyskank]

5. You mean is Balls in Pants?

No, he's Labour. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Balls is in Labour

Oh, how I'd love to be with the British press. :cry:

[billyskank]

7. Bouncing for Balls

:bounce:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

8. I went to school

with a girl named Hannah Balls

Oh the misery that poor girl suffered.

That's grounds for a name change.

[sasquatch]

9. Can't be any worse than president Camacho

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:D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. Brown: "This is a cabinet that has BALLS!"

[billyskank]

12. I've just realised that the Treasury is run by a Darling with Balls under him.

:rofl:

Chancellor of the Exchequer Alastair Darling:

[T_i_B]

18. And when he was transport minister...

...his junior minister was a certain Stephen Ladyman, which used to prompt lots of jokes on Top Gear about Darling and Ladyman!

[MrCoffee]

11. bollocks to that.

[billyskank]

13. Kick in the Balls.

:kick:

[Orsino]

14. Exactly what the UK needs.

[billyskank]

15. Strong Balls at the helm.

The headlines every day would write themselves! :7

[LeftishBrit]

16. He's now been made Minister for Schools

Replacing Adonis with Balls - now somehow that sounds like the definition of going from the sublime to the ridiculous!

[LeftishBrit]

17. Mind you, we could have already had a PM called Major-Ball, no less!

If only his father hadn't boringly lopped - or should we rather say CASTRATED - the last part of the name!

[T_i_B]

19. My dad always used to tell the story

of a chap he served in the Navy with called Balls. Apparently at rollcall when the Seargent called out "BALLS!" they would all reply with "AND THE SAME TO YOU!"

[Dangerously Amused]

20. I think you should get it.

Then we can call you "Prime Skank" for short.


:7

[KG]

21. or Biggus Dickus