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Gin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 08:01 PM
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Never hold your farts in.

Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain,
and that is where shitty ideas come from!!!!


:)
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 08:02 PM
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1. Fraaaaaaaaaattttttt
Ahh! Thanks.
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travisleit01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 08:02 PM
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2. So that explains Dubya, huh? n/t
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ogminlo Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 08:03 PM
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3. They also blow you up after you die...
If you are a whale...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=697183
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POed_Ex_Repub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 08:17 PM
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4. I believe South Park thoroughly examined this issue
It was an episode called "Fart or Die"
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 08:22 PM
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5. Speaking of farting...
Have you ever woken yourself up farting?
Duckie
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 08:46 PM
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7. Ummmm..
I think I'll decline to answer and instead just glance around shiftily.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 09:03 PM
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8. I do some of my best farting at night.
I lose more girlfriends . . .
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Amager Donating Member (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 08:27 PM
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6. It turns in to a brain fart
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 09:14 PM
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9. That's where horrible belches come from dude
Didn't you know that?
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 09:26 PM
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10. I love George Carlin's jokes about this... especially the "test fart"
to see how much havoc the smell will cause....

hahahaha
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