Ronnie James Dio for President!!!!!

[coloradodem2005]

Why I support Dio:

1. Universal healthcare with a limb reattachment plan.
2. Will support gay marriage.
3. Ozzy Osbourne for VP.
4. The guy can sing.
5. Heaven and Hell rocked!!!!
666. His solo material rocked!!!!
7. Hangs out with Tenacious D.
8. My friend agrees that he would be a lot better than W.
9. Copied Howard Dean's website.
10. I got nothing.


FOr those of you who did not see this post last night, go to www.dioforamerica.com

[Fargin Ice Hole]

1. Your going to hell young man!!!!!!

Listening to the devils music will only get you an eternity of suffering.

Get behind me Satan!!! Get behind me!!!!!!

[dolo amber]

7. Excellent name!

:D

Welcome to DU. :hi: :toast:

[GOPBasher]

2. I watched him in concert.

I can say from first-hand experience that he'll be much, much better than W. and making me slam-dance. And I think "Rainbow in the Dark" proves his commitment to equal rights for homosexuals.

[LTR]

3. Sorry, but I'm supporting...

...WESLEY CRUSHER!!!

http://www.draftwesleycrusher.com/

Borg Assimilation: Crusher is a strong opponent of Assimilation by the Borg Collective. One time, Captain Picard became part of the Borg, and he looked all freaky and stuff like that guy Cats from All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

Capital Punishment: Crusher is also a strong opponent of capital punishment, after what happened on Rubicun III. Wesley inadvertently stepped into the "forbidden zone" while playing catch with some local youth and was nearly sentenced to death for his crime. That was a close one.

Gays in Starfleet: Who do you think ordered our revealing spandex uniforms?

Illegal Aliens: Klingons, though they are essentially a race of cold-blooded killers, should have the right to travel freely throughout the galaxy, along side Humans, Vulcans, Ferengi, Androids, and symbiotic beings. On the other hand, you occasionally run into god-like aliens, such as Q, and that can be annoying if you're trying to get some work done around the ship.

[Fenris]

4. I'm sorry, I already contributed to Don Dokken.

Sorry. :D

[bushwakker]

5. Like a Rainbow in the Dark

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. I'd vote for him!

Some of the best concerts I've attended. Always an incredbile show, especially "Sacred Hearts". WOW!!

And what a voice!

[truthspeaker]

8. unfortunately, he's the last in line

As always in politics, the answer lies between the good and bad.

[Lostmessage]

10. LOL

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[reprehensor]

9. Yeah, Baby!

The 'Headless Bat' is only sitting at $2.67! Come on, you bangers! Give up a dime-bag for Dio!