Hope you laugh at this Bush joke

[Frances]

Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the
hands on your clock will move."

Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?"

That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."

"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[Lady Freedom]

1. Hehe!

I love it! heheheheheheh! So funny!

[Systematic Chaos]

2. ROFL Just a ceiling fan?

More like a whole damn wind tunnel

[Swalker24]

3. One minor problem

There is no way that any God would allow that piece of excrement anywhere near heaven.

[Cronus Protagonist]

4. We are all sinners

Every one of us.


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[MurrayDelph]

6. Don't worry. He wouldn't be.

But assuming for the moment there is such a place, the record-keeping to keep track of WHY he isn't allowed in would have to be there.

Murray

Exactly which ring are the hypocrites kept in again?

[markbark]

9. Hypocrites were on

Level 8, Ring 6. They wore cloaks (caps and hoods) of guilded lead (pretty on the outside, but damned heavy to be lugging about for eternity! ;) )

Methinks that the whole Bush Administration would be either:

Level 7, Ring 1 - (for murderers) Submerged in lakes of boiling blood, the tormented souls are shot by arrows from patrolling centaurs if they attempt to surface.

or perhaps

Level 9, Ring 1 - (traitors to country) Forever encased in ice in horribly twisted positions, they are continually frozen by blasts of impotence, ignorance and hatred emanating from Lucifer's wings.

Keep this handy map for when we all get there! :evilgrin:

--MAB

[dmr]

5. ROFLMAO

That's funny! :)

[BlueJazz]

7. Funny...and if you had 4 of them...

...you could attached them to an airliner and fly clean across country.

[mac56]

8. LOL!

Here's another one:

Bush is out jogging one morning, and notices a little kid on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over and asks, "What's in the box, kid?"

"Kittens," the little kid says. "They're brand new kittens."

Bush laughs and asks, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Republicans," the kid says.

"Oh, that's cute," Bush says as he runs off.

A couple of days later Bush is jogging with Cheney, and spies the same kid with the same box on the same corner.

Bush tells Cheney, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over. Bush says, "Look in the box, Dick, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid: tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are."

The kid replies, "They're Democrats."

"Whoa!", says Bush. "I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"

"Well," the kid says, "now their eyes are open."

[bearfan454]

10. Good one

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