DU Rumbles you'd like to see

[TXlib]

Poll question: DU Rumbles you'd like to see

[Khephra]

1. Changed my mind....

I want to see our Catwoman vs the new movie version.

[JohnKleeb]

2. Why am I up against SOteric

:)
Besides I dont fight
Pacifist dude

[TXlib]

4. Hey don't complain

There are many males in the lounge who'd love to be up against SOteric!

[JohnKleeb]

11. lol

I never thought about that.

[populistmom]

5. And why would I fight GoddessOfGuinness?

Oh, TXlib, what are you drinking tonight, dude? Or is it somekind of jello wrestling fantasy fight perhaps?

on edit: Just noticed- it's the only woman on woman fight up there too.

[TXlib]

10. Merlot

No, just randomly pairing people off; the only deliberate matchups were Skinner vs MagicRat and Skittles vs everybody else.

[populistmom]

13. Oh, Okay

I was afraid the pissed her off somewhere along the way and perhaps I didn't know it. Merlot's my favorite wine. I hate the sweet stuff. :)

[TXlib]

15. You haven't tried my sweet mead

Heaven in a glass.

[Sapphocrat]

25. Random? Damn...

...'cause I could have added at least a dozen deliberately pointed showdowns (and I'd only be in 3 or 4)!
:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

You're a disgrace to Irish people everywhere!

;-)

[JohnKleeb]

9. lol

Well I am only part, and I dont like to fight.

[HEyHEY]

12. yeah fighting sucks

Unless you know you can win..just kiddin

[SOteric]

16. We'll show them, John -

We'll bypass the rumble and go into the kitchen to work up a little dinner. You get the grill hot, I'll start the cognac sauce.

[JohnKleeb]

18. sure thing

No one has voted for us though :(

[SOteric]

21. I'm okay with that.

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. I just voted for you!

I voted before reading your posts, though, so I was voting in the hopes of seeing a Kucinich look-alike take a well-seasoned copper core sauteuse pan to the forehead. Repeatedly. With Looney Tunes sound effect added. Then blood sausage with a foie gras thickened truffle sauce made from the remains.

:-)

[JohnKleeb]

43. Frankly I look a lot more like Kerry than I do DK lol

[Rabrrrrrr]

48. Okay then, so it's a Kerry look-alike

taking a well-seasoned copper core sauteuse pan to the forehead. Repeatedly. With Looney Tunes sound effect added. Then blood sausage with a foie gras thickened truffle sauce made from the remains.

:-)

We love ya kleeb!

[JohnKleeb]

49. After I get my hair cut again then you can say Kucinich though :)

Seriously, I havent got my hair cut since around X-mas.

[Rabrrrrrr]

52. Fine - whatever or whoever you look like, she'll kill you

Meaning no offense. :-)

Congrats on your upcoming haircut, though! At least you own't look like some hippie freakish democrat drug-supporting anti-family God-hating liberal.

[Blue-Jay]

3. Skittles vs. someone with a broken Caps Lock!

I kid because I love! :D

[Bonobo]

6. The Magistrate VS. DuctapeFatwa...is that weird?

[The Magistrate]

91. Not Wierd At All, Sir

We have had a few dust-ups in the past, and they were most entertaining: a look back a couple of months into the Israel v. Palestine archives would reveal them. Mr. Fatwa is a redoubtable debator; he has a real gift for the language, and remains cool under fire, which is the important thing.

[Misinformed01]

7. Best: Zombywoof uncensored

and WillPitt.

Period.

(note to ZW and Pitt....those were the days on DU, eh?)

[aQuArius]

8. Can't vote, too many good choices!

I'm going to have to stay neutral. Can't we just have them all rumble?

[sasquatch]

14. Who does Sasquatch stomp err...fight

:evilgrin:

[TXlib]

17. How 'bout supernova?

[sasquatch]

44. Sounds good

:evilgrin:

[Emboldened Chimp]

19. NSMA v. Robb

She would kick his ass!

[Robb]

68. Yup.

I'm a lover, not a fighter. :)

[VelmaD]

20. Are you on drugs or something?

Why in the name of god would I get into a smackdown with Will? :eyes:

And which one of you pervs actually voted that you wanted to see it? ;-)

[absyntheNsugar]

23. I still want to see a VelmaD and SOTeric Smackdown

But then again I'm just wrong....

[Blue-Jay]

24. Will there be vegetable oil?

I wanna change my vote.

[Exultant Democracy]

31. yes, twas a good notion

[Capn Sunshine]

46. Well, it was me

but I was hoping there was Wesson Oil involved

[dolo amber]

22. How about...

A 4-way steel cage match between me, Screaming Lord Byron, RandomKoolzip and Whitacre_D_WI. Only weapons allowed are our bloated, arrogant, no-your-wrong-and-I'm-right musical opinions. Winner is determined by whose head explodes last. :D

[Whitacre D_WI]

58. RKZ would be the first one out, no doubt...

because SLB and I would hammer him with our Gainsbourg adoration; and then Mrs. Koolzip would join in the brawl with HER Gainsbourg adoration. That would be his undoing.

Though I'll be honest, dolo -- you'd probably chase me off with your throbbing, pulsing, heaving...







...techno beat.

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. What about me? Who do I get to smite?

I don't want to just sit on the sidelines gambling like some passive couch-floater. I want in on the action!!

[SOteric]

28. Rabrrrrrr vs. ForrestGump

No holds barred.

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. ForrestGump?

Where has he been, anyway? Haven't seen him around at all.

But next time I do - I'm kicking his ass!

[SOteric]

30. Forrest?

Oh he's fine. NSMA and I just had him for dinner the other night.





Seriously, he's fine. He's just on a DU sabbatical to deal with some pressing business in his personal life.

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. And how did you cook him?

badoom bump.

Good to hear he's okay. I've missed him!

[DS1]

34. Must've been a shrimp dish, with applesauce

*gaaa-roan*

[SOteric]

35. Turnedos of Gump

pan-seared in a garlic mist with a nappe of a cognac and green peppercorn sauce (tinge of Dijon, and a dollop of demi-glace). With pilaf.

[Capn Sunshine]

47. Yeah, WHERE IS FORREST?

[populistmom]

53. NSMA say he's in her freezer

This is the real story, but no one believed me: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=589253#592204

The truth is only part of the mystery.

[populistmom]

33. I don't think anyone here could beat Forrest

He's one tough dude physically. (Even if he a total sweetheart.) :)

[SOteric]

37. Not to worry, -

my secret marinade can make quick work of the toughest...erm...dinner guest.

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. mmmmmmmmmmmm

fork tender!

"Hey - SOteric - just what is this meat?"

[SOteric]

39. That, my friend, is quite the Ham.

:7

[populistmom]

40. I need some of that

I seem to be hit or miss with my meat. :crazy:

But it's probably the lousy pans.

(Note to self: quality copper for high heat)

[SOteric]

41. D'oh!

Copper-core! Copper alone is too reactive for a general use pan.

[populistmom]

42. Copper-core!

Yes, I will remember.
Actually, this was extremely helpful because I killed again (with high heat) another one of those damned no-stick pans and I was going shopping for a new one this weekend. :7

[Rabrrrrrr]

50. High heat on a no-stick?

Oh, for shame!!

Try some of that wonderful Cook's Essentials. Or just go with copper-core, good, professional kitchen cookware.

Anything teflon in the house? Toss it.

[SOteric]

51. Yeah, yeah...conversation we had in another thread, Rabrrrrrr

day late and a dollar short.

I've already told the masses not to bother with non-stick cookware. -But thanks for getting my back on it. :hi:

[TXlib]

55. SOteric, you naughty girl

Quit jackin' my thread! :spank:

[SOteric]

57. What are *you* complaining about!!

At least it bumps your thread.

[TXlib]

60. Just joshin' ya!

I just wanted to say something suggestive and spank you.

[Rabrrrrrr]

61. Yes, I knew -

I was pulling stuff in from that thread, especially your well-seasoned copper core sauteuse pan that you'll hit John_Kleeb with :-)

[SOteric]

71. Smack that little cutie with a pan?

I dun thin so, Lucy.

I think we ought to blow this poll off entirely and gang-spank TXlib.

[TXlib]

73. Oh, yeah?

I think we ought to blow this poll off entirely and gang-spank TXlib.

You and what army? :P

[populistmom]

75. I'll join that army

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[VelmaD]

76. Sign me up too...

you know I'm always game for paddlin' your butt. I still have some irritation to work out on you anyway.

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[TXlib]

77. Woo-hoo!

Hey, three women (at least) piling on me for a spank-a-thon!

Groovy!

[SOteric]

87. It wouldn't take an army

but even if it did, folks would be lining the streets to volunteer.

[TXlib]

88. You think that many women think they owe me a spanking?

[SOteric]

89. I wouldn't be confining the specs to women, I think I know at least

a couple of guys that wouldn't mind an opportunity to smite your ass. :7

I said you'd be gang-spanked, I didn't say you'd be enjoying it. :evilgrin:

[TXlib]

90. So you say

I think I know at least a couple of guys that wouldn't mind an opportunity to smite your ass.

As Skittles would say, I'LL KICK THEIR ASSES!

[Rabrrrrrr]

92. A spanking? There's going to be a spanking?

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

YEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

[Edge]

36. I'll take on somebody.

:evilgrin:

Hell, I'll take you all on. :)

[Capn Sunshine]

45. Throw in a chainsaw

and I'll take on Skittles

[Bundbuster]

54. I think Skittles would

KICK YOUR ASS!!

[GOPisEvil]

56. Alright NSMA...you and me on the hood of your car now!!!

Loser buys the

[ewagner]

59. I'd go for any of them

as long as I get the popcorn and beer concession! :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

62. For $50 any of you can rumble with Me, Ramsey and RBNYC

all payments must be made up front and in cash. We are not responsible for anything we do during your rumbling period. All rumble time lasts for 5 minutes or until someone has to be dragged off of the rumbling mat on a stretcher. Caution to pregnant, nursing or those weak of heart - rumbling may cause problems. Do not operate heavy machinery for 3 hours after rumbling period. Rumbling has been seen to cause acne, nausea, rectal bleeding and halitosis in less than 2% of those who rumble. Please wear appropriate protection before entering the rumbling area.

[GOPisEvil]

63. That would be worth the 50 bucks.

Can we oil the rumbling mat? :D

[TXlib]

67. Crap, I left you out of the poll

LynneSin vs... hmmm... rbnyc

heh heh heh

[LynneSin]

69. Nononono, Ramsey, RBNYC and myself are a tag team

we won't rumble each other just other folks!!

[TXlib]

70. Well, this is my thread, so the pairing i designate stays

You WILL rumble with rbnyc.

I've got a benjamin that says she'll kick your butt. :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

72. TXLib is a double-dee-doo-dingbatt

so there

and RBNYC and I would not rumble each other.....

[TXlib]

74. Oh, them's fightin' words!

You are SOOO getting a spanking!

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[LynneSin]

79. Don't make me get my whip out

[TXlib]

80. Would you like to join...

SOteric's, populistmom's and VelmaD's TXlib spanking army?

[VelmaD]

81. Oh yes please join...

we can implement the "evil plan" on him too. :evilgrin:

[TXlib]

82. "Evil plan"?

Do tell...

[populistmom]

94. It involves

Years of repressed rage and other repressions. If I were to ever "lose it", I'd be one Hell of a dominatrix.

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

83. Hey! That evil plan is supposed to be implemented on ME!!!

That's MY evil plan. He needs his own evil plan, dammit! :P

[TXlib]

84. Perhaps, but I formulated it independently.

That makes it MY evil plan, too. :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

95. Alright alright...

we'll just have to put our heads together and come up with an alternative "evil plan" to do to TXlib. Maybe if he's lucky I can think of something by his birthday party. :evilgrin:

[KG]

64. my fave cage-match opponent got wacked.

[bearfan454]

65. Skittles would get her ass KICKED !

Again.

[TXlib]

78. SKITTLES WOULD NOT GET HER ASS KICKED, SO STOP SAYING THAT!!!

[arwalden]

66. That's Too Funny!! Excellent Poll...

and the results are funny too.

-- Allen

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

85. Say what?

lol! :D

on edit:
I'm just curious as to where that match up came from, to be quite honest with you. :)

[TXlib]

86. Stream-of-conscious pairing up of names

except skinner and magicrat

[philosophie_en_rose]

93. I don't care. As long as it's naked!

:evilgrin:

[geniph]

96. Here's one for the old-timers:

Lonster vs. OSD! Remember those two?

[JohnLocke]

97. HFishbine vs. Me

[sendero]

98. Now y'all lay off of Skittles...

.... because she will kick your asses!

As a fellow Texan I think we are extra-angry that the putz-in-chief dares to claim himself a Texan :)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

99. Being a non-violent person,

I'd much rather have a good brew with PopulistMom than rumble with her.

And what have you been drinking? :P