Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life...

[Sapphocrat]

?

[lazarus]

1. You're a discontented mother

and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about the things you never do
But I wish someone had a talk to me like I wanna talk to you


One edit: Worst. Song. Ever.

[Sapphocrat]

2. Very good! Next one...

Friday night and the lights are low ...

?

[lazarus]

3. heh

Loves me some ABBA.

Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a King

[Sapphocrat]

9. Bravo, bravo...

I see you're a 1970s contemporary!

Let's see how far your memory goes:

Girl, when I'm alone with you
I get a feelin'.....

?

[lazarus]

10. DeFranco Family!!!

Girl, when I'm alone with you
I get a feelin'....

through and through
Tellin' me that love is comin' on
My head starts spinnin' round and round



Heartbeat, it's a love beat.....

[Sapphocrat]

12. Wow!

You are GOOD!

Okay, I see I have to make this much harder (although I have a sneaking suspicion you'll get this in one shot):

After the turn of the century...

?

[lazarus]

14. In the clear blue skies over Germany

I listened to Snoopy and the Red Baron about 800 times a day growing up. :evilgrin:

[Sapphocrat]

18. Heheheh...

I'm guessing you're just about 42 -- within two years, either way. :)

Okay, hit me:

Papa made it big and he did it for his ...

[lazarus]

21. rock n roll baby

Stylistics.

38, actually, but a music buff.

[Sapphocrat]

23. Day-umn!

You must be a major buff -- this is all stuff I heard constantly on Top 40 AM when I was about 10.

You realize now that, before I die or they shut down the Internet, my mission is to stump lazarus!

I'll sleep on it (and hope I don't accidentally get "Paper Roses" by Marie Osmond stuck in my brain).

[lazarus]

24. She was only 16

Some Dr Hook to rock you to sleep?

[Sapphocrat]

28. And I loved her so...

She was too young
To fall in love...

Although, I must admit, if I had to choose just one Dr. Hook for the desert island, it would be...

First shot, right up front, man
I can see it now
We be onna front, smiiiilin', man
Awwwwwww, beautiful!

[lazarus]

4. one for you

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed...

[tkmorris]

5. Muskrat Love

Can't remember the next lines though

[lazarus]

6. right song

need the lines. :D

[tkmorris]

7. Noooooooo

Don't make me play that thing, I'll get nightmares!!

:beer:

[Sapphocrat]

8. Singin' and jingin' a jango (?!) ...

Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like muskrat lo-o-o-o-o-ove!

Ooo, now you're being just cruel! LOL

Okay... Here's a tough one...

Wham bam!
Mon chat, splash! ...

???

[lazarus]

11. oi

I can't spell all that french crap, I just remember the chorus going

"Ça plane pour moi"

I still don't know what it means.

[Sapphocrat]

13. Very impressive!

At this rate, I'll have to turn to obscure TV themes & jingles!

[lazarus]

15. here's one

It seems to me that there are more hearts
broken in the world that can't be mended....

[Sapphocrat]

16. Left unattended...

What do we do? What do we do?

...

Alone again, naturally!


As I recall, Gilbert O'Sullivan really regretted choosing his pseudonym. (Can't say I blame him!)

[lazarus]

17. Yup

One of the princes of that not-belated genre, Wimp Rock. Him and Terry Jacks. :scared:

[Sapphocrat]

19. Oh, God, no!

Don't put "Seasons in the Sun" in my head!

Or... wait for it... "Daisy a Day" by Jud Strunk!:boring:

[lazarus]

20. lol

Here's a whole verse of a song:

"I remember to this day the bright red Georgia clay,
How it stuck to the tires after the summer rain.
Will power made that old car go; a woman's mind told me that it's so.
Oh, how I wish we were back on the road again."

[Sapphocrat]

22. Sadist!

Me and you and a dog named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off the land
Me and you and a dog named Boo
How I love being a free man...

Lobo, Lobo, Lobo... And for some reason, we thought "A Simple Man" was totally cool, too. LOL

One sadistic turn deserves another, so here you go -- quite possibly the worst "hit" this side of "The Pina Colada Song":

My dad and I just had a fight
And he stormed out the door ...

[lazarus]

25. My god, he's going crazy!

Run, Joey, Run. See Joey Run. See Joey stalked. :evilgrin:

"Listen children to a story
that was written long ago"

[Sapphocrat]

26. 'Bout a kingdom on a mountain...

And the valley folk below
On the mountain was a treasure
Buried deep beneath a stone
And the valley people swore
They'd have it for their very own ...

"One Tin Soldier" - Coven on the soundtrack, and somebody else covered it as a single.

I saw "Billy Jack" about 800 times growing up. :D

Okay, last try before I collapse into bed... Hmmm... Ah! I know (although I know you'll get it right off):

Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper! ...

[lazarus]

27. Julie Brown

Everybody Run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun.

"Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me!"

Hee hee.

One for you to sleep with:

The marchin' band came down along Main Street
The soldier-blues fell in behind
I looked across and there I saw Billy
Waiting to go and join the line



On edit: Did you know Tom Laughlin, the guy who played Billy Jack, is running for President again, as a Republican?

[foreigncorrespondent]

34. One of my favs...

...And with her head upon his shoulder
His young and lovely fiancee
From where I stood, I saw she was cryin'
And through her tears I heard her say

Billy don't be a hero (Paperlace is the version I remember. Of course the song and Paperlace were made famous again down under after Pricilla Queen of the Desert.)

[Rowdyboy]

29. I feel like I've stumbled into the Twightlight Zone

OOOOOOHHHHH EEEEEEEE OOOOHHHHHHHH

No more or mny brain will explode!!! IIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

You guys are realy good.

[lazarus]

30. Howdy Rowdy(boy)

You want one?

She comes down from Yellow Mountain
On a dark, flat land she rides

[regnaD kciN]

31. On a pony she named Wildfire...

Michael Martin Murphy strikes again!

[Rowdyboy]

32. With a whirlwind by her side

On a cold Nebraska night

Oh, they say "she died one winter"
When there came a killing frost
And the pony she named Wildfire
He busted down his stall
And in a blizzard he was lost...

[Rowdyboy]

33. ( I wish I'd just picked Rowdy as a user name to begin with)

but its too late now. I refuse to give up my 6000 post count!