Happy Birthday, Dick Cheney

[XNASA]

You rotten bastard.



"As Cheney told CNN, he has been 100 percent heart attack free since ascending to the vice presidency. He added, 'In fact, rather than giving me stress, being vice president has actually fueled my blackened soul, allowing me to gorge vampire-like on the bloody nectar of unlimited power.' I'm sorry that should have read 'I never felt better.'" —Jon Stewart, on Dick Cheney's insistence that he is the picture of health

[GOPisEvil]

1. Unhappy birthday, Dick!

Kiss my ass!

:party:

[Wetzelbill]

2. wow that is funny

[terrya]

3. Evil, evil man.

What a scumbucket.

The only saving grace is that he is one year older...

Terry

[underpants]

4. Do they serve blackened soul at Bennigan's?

That is too funny. Was that on last night?

[XNASA]

5. Don't think so.

Just a little sumpthin' I kept in the ol' archives.

[mike_c]

6. two words....

Cardiac infarction. Follow the light, you rat bastard....

[Crewleader]

7. Have cake and

:puke:

[StClone]

100% Attack free

When all the stress is off -- when you answer to no one -- you can live without the old coal lump being pushed too hard. Oh to be so lucky, lest Satin has him on his short list.

[bearfan454]

8. Happy Birthday you piece of sh!t !

F&ck you. Go to hell. You are a coward neocon.

[TolstoyAndy]

9. Also on this day in history:

- FDR's birthday (1882)
- Hitler was appointed Chancellor ('33)
- Bloody Sunday in Derry ('72)

[jimbo fett]

10. Technically speaking, was Cheney really "birthed". It was more like

"hatching" or regeneration of the dead (a la Frankenstein).

[peekaloo]

11. I'll microwave something in his "honor".