OH GOD NO!!! The Humanity!!!!! Oh Lord why must you torment me?

[underpants]

Fire engulfs a whiskey warehouse at a Jim Beam facility in Bardstown, Ky., Monday, Aug. 4, 2003. The fire sent flames more than 100 feet in the air. The flaming wooden structure collapsed into a pile of debris and continued burning, two hours after the fire was reported. There were no reports of injuries. (AP Photo/Patti Longmire)

[flyingfish]

1. This is God's wrath

for manufacturing the devil's brew that is alcohol.
Is Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell going to make this point or is Jim Beam a big Republican contributor?

[underpants]

2. It is God's gift to man

Actually Ben Franklin said (something like) "Beer is proof that God loves man"

Welcome to DU :hi:

[flyingfish]

5. Hey, I believe everything Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell tell me

I also believe that aliens built the pyramids to have a radar system installation to avoid the Bermuda triangle while they were transporting the huge boulders to Stonehenge and Easter Island.

[sam sarrha]

6. they must have given a bunch to get 'Hard stuff' advertising back on TV,

they promised to be soooo very responsible in their ad's, Every ad was about people being totally disruptive, destructive and irresponsible. with a small print disclaimer at the end. The biggest problem with JACK was his bad F'n attitude.

[Az]

3. Blame the atheists

One of our members was wandering around the plant and god decided to get some target practice in. One stray lightning bolt and boom goes your beverage.

[underpants]

9. Check blame the atheists

Always a good default response.

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

The horror!!! THE HORROR!!!

Er, glad no one got hurt. But think of the whisky!

[underpants]

7. They can always get more people

But the Liquor is gone forever.

:( ;( :evilfrown: :crazy:

[GOPisEvil]

10. It's a good thing my office windows are sealed...

...for a second there, I thought about joining that fine liquor in that big dive bar in the sky...

[sam sarrha]

8. It was probably started by some drunk Pot Head smoke'n DOPE !!

:smoke: :beer: :nopity:

[underpants]

11. Damned dope smokers

That just one of big pile of blame right there.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. What amazes me is that

though it was 19,000 barrels, it was only two percent of their stock.

[underpants]

14. Thank GOD

:bounce:

[Devil Dog Dem]

13. Whiskey Factory Burns Down: 5,000 Men Left Homeless

I stole the joke from "Poolhall Burns Down: 300 Men Left Homeless"