Top Ten Arnold Schwarzenegger Campaign Slogans

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10. "Monosyllabic Answers To Questions Will Help Speed Up Press Conferences"
Greg A., Toronto, Canada

8. "Just Close Your Eyes And You'll Swear I'm Henry Kissinger"
Donna V., Reading, PA

7. "Vote For Me And One Day I Might Be Able To Fight Off Robots That Are Trying To Wipe Out Human Race!"
Joe D., Crystal Lake, IL

5. "Say Hello To Attorney General Lou Ferrigno"
Andrew D., Northampton

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1. Top Ten Real Reasons Colin Powell Is Stepping Down

10. Tough to get anything done when boss is on vacation six months a year

9. Whenever it's Rumsfeld's turn to pay the pizza guy, he always seems to have left his wallet at NORAD

8. Fed up after being overlooked on Secretary's Day three years in a row

7. Got a better offer from the North Korean government

6. Angered because Bush would not let him hire State Department dancers

5. According to long-term weather forecasts, 2005 will be a great year for golf

4. Doesn't want to miss a second of CBS smash hit "Cupid"

3. Wants to open his own State Department

2. Just attended a seminar about how anyone can get rich buying real estate with no money down

1. New Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez movie made him lose the will to do anything