I come from GD.

[Guaranteed]

Take me to your leader.

[skygazer]

1. We have no leader

We're an autonomous collective. :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. You're foolin' yourself

:hi:

[Guaranteed]

6. Impossible.

Do not make me use my phasers on you.

[TK421]

10. Isn't that supposed to be tazers?

:shrug: anyways, welcome...and put away your tazer, because you won't need it here.

and slink your way out of that flame suit because we all go naked here

all your tazers are belong to us

[Guaranteed]

13. Tazers are for GD.

You pick them up at the door on the way in.

[TK421]

15. Yeah, but I never got past the metal detectors n/t

[krispos42]

16. I told you.

We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort-of-executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting, by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs...

[Guaranteed]

19. Sort-of-executive officer?

And when was your last execution?

[krispos42]

27. We have the Black Plague.

Nobody LEFT to execute!

[skygazer]

52. Dennis!

There's some lovely mud over here. :hi:

[graywarrior]

2. We're like a herd of cats over here.

Tell us who our leader is.

[Guaranteed]

7. What are these "cats" you speak of?

Might you have any pictures?

[graywarrior]

9. Meeeeeeeooooowwww! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[DJ MEW]

22. How did you get Condoliza Rice to pose for that pic on the bottom

I imagine that is what she would look like if she were albino.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

47. Meow!

That's mean... How can you talk about naked cats like that? That cat looks way better....

[SPKrazy]

4. we are a leaderless lot

welcome

:hi:

[Guaranteed]

11. MUUuhahaha! Fools!

How will you defend yourself when the GD Horde arrives to pillage your resources and women? Who will lead your war machine?

Wait- don't tell me you don't even HAVE a war machine.

[JTG of the PRB]

44. Bah! Our war machine is INDEED mighty!

However, you may have a hard time dealing with it. It consists of exactly three things - and no MORE than three things!

1. Copycat Threads: We will copy your thread with innumerable slight variations, often humorous, for our own amusement. For example:

"I come from VD"

"Buy rum from GD"

"Buy rum for VD"

So on and so forth, ad nauseum.

2. lolcats/picture threads: Each is mighty and disorienting in its own way!



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7031151

3. Sex threads: Behold, the mighty power of extreme Lounge horniness!

I couldn't find an example of this one, but these things pop up ever couple of days/every time HypnoToad spends moe than 17 seconds in the Lounge.


GD and its war machine may be powerful, but we will confuse you to the point that you will think copycats are the norm, sex becomes your only thought, and you think that asking "I can has cheezburger?" is proper use of grammar.

TREMBLE BEFORE OUR MIGHTINESS, FOR WE ARE MIGHTY!!!!

[Guaranteed]

45. I am cowed!

I must retreat to the warm & safe bosom of GD's Al Gore threads!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear BullGooseLoony!

This is the Lounge!

There is no leader here!

:rofl:

[Quixote1818]

8. Here is our leader

But first you must go and bring us the witches broom and then you can see him.

[KitchenWitch]

56. You can have my broom when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

[MelissaB]

12. Damn Southpawkicker! I didn't know we had to go to the leader

:scared:

[Guaranteed]

18. "Take me to your leader" is just force of habit for me.

I say it whenever I arrive in a place I haven't been to in awhile.

[Inchworm]

14. Hello and welcome!

Whatever you do.. do NOT look at graywarrior's last kitty pic. It is very disturbing.

:hi:

[Generic Brad]

17. I'll help you find our leader. Follow me.

Go straight ahead. Take your first left. Take the next left. Take the first left after that last one. And then take one final left.

[Danger Mouse]

20. I am the leader.

They just don't realize it yet. Would you like to trade in incense, gems, and fine furs?

[Guaranteed]

23. We from GD are looking for plutonium 235 and, now I have

also been instructed after telepathing back to the Mother Ship that we are in desperate need of cat hides.

[Danger Mouse]

26. we have an excess of pit bulls and fish men. have any need of them?

we are also in desparate need of a Clue, if you have one.

[Guaranteed]

29. We in GD do have some Clues, but they are of poor quality.

What is the usefulness of these "fish men?"

[Danger Mouse]

30. they make good amphibious troops.

and taste delicious fried in batter with a wedge of lemon to garnish.

[fizzgig]

28. you wish

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

31. silence, peon, or it's back to the dungeons with you!

:grr:

[Guaranteed]

32. Yes, this must be the leader.

We have many like you in GD.

[Danger Mouse]

34. i took over the lounge with promises of bread and circuses and control

the lesser folk with the assistance of my unwitting acomplices, what don't even know that they do my bidding.
:evilgrin:

[Guaranteed]

36. Well, I see the circus, but how did the bread and control work out? nt

[Danger Mouse]

39. not so well. too many clowns milling about.

even my shock fish-man and aggressive child eating pit bull batallion are having difficulty maintaining order.

[KitchenWitch]

57. Well billyskank forgot to pick up the bread at themarket

[Dr. Strange]

40. Um, no, you said bread and CIRCUMCISIONS!

You can't back out now!

[Danger Mouse]

42. damn. and all i got here is this old dull and rusty knife.

sigh.

[Guaranteed]

43. LOL nt

[fizzgig]

33. oh stick a sock in it

[Danger Mouse]

35. i'd like to see you make me...

;)

[fizzgig]

37. ...

[Danger Mouse]

41. ooh

anything but that. :evilgrin:

[Critters2]

51. Come and see the violence inherent in the system!!! nt

[Critters2]

50. Well, I didn't vote for you. nt

[Deja Q]

21. Must... resist... creepy temptation... to... copycat!

:hide:

[Guaranteed]

38. I'm sure you can think of one that isn't TOO inappropriate.

;)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

48. Since when?

If you don't do it... then you know it will happen anyway.

[Xipe Totec]

24. Our leader is ready to see you now

[bicentennial_baby]

25. "This one looks like the Leader"

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

46. Do you want to lead????

Otherwise Matcom and DS1 will post
those funny pictures!!!!!



lost

[Critters2]

49. I told you.

We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting, by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,...

[TK421]

53. My leader is Hitlary...but do you really want to speak with her?

[Jamastiene]

54. We have no leader, but if we did, he'd be just like this guy:

He is like the pied piper of crazy people. You are aware that the DU Lounge is one giant padded cell, are you not? :crazy: :silly:

[Wheezy]

55. I also hail from GD. I am seeking one "California Peggy" who

is spoken very highly of from fellow lounge lizards.

She nice, the California Peggy. Or that's what they say.

[KitchenWitch]

58. The California Peggy you speak of is the nicest one in the Lounge

We all could learn how to be nice from her.

[Wheezy]

59. I shall go in search of her. It will be my lounge quest.

Perhaps I will meet some interesting people along the way.

(I think I'm channeling Chaucer's Canterbury Tales tonight)

;-)

[texanwitch]

60. The great secret of the Lounge is that all of us take turns being the leader,

that way no one can ever catch the leader.