Fuck Swanson's frozen dinners

[catmandu57]

Goddamn shit every goddamn dinner comes with a crappy damn brownie, they used to put a kick ass coconut pudding in the mexican dinner, a nice cranberry capote in the turkey, and cobblers in the rest. Now they give you a goddamn fucking brownie to go with enchiladas, on top of that the goddamn brownie compartment fell completely out. it's going to be a cold ass day in hell before I buy another one of these dogs.

[MrCoffee]

1. K&R...best rant ever.

[flvegan]

2. This has the makings of a Lounge classic.

C'mon everyone!!!!!

:popcorn:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Plus they're environmental waste, taste like shit, unhealthy, and totally wrong.

[brentspeak]

6. They're definitely bad for you

Enough saturated fat in those things to clog a highway artery.

[Parche]

14. Dont They Give You Gas>

Swanson's flatulant dinners......:hi:

[Deja Q]

4. Shouldn't they be thawed first?

:hide:

[Greyskye]

12. Damn you HypnoToad!

You beat me to it!

:evilgrin:

[mikeytherat]

5. kick

mikey_the_rat

[brentspeak]

7. Not to mention, there's always corn or beans in the brownies

[MrCoffee]

8. now you're just throwing gasoline on that there fire

[DS1]

9. Global warming slowed the traffic of migratory swallows, so take your coconuts

and jam it

[KamaAina]

10. A cranberry capote in the turkey?

Were you supposed to eat that "in cold blood"? :P

[QueenOfCalifornia]

11. Is that a Truman Capote?

or did you really want to say "compote?"

[catmandu57]

19. In cold Turkey

Yes my fingers are moving too fast, compote thats it.

[Breeze54]

13. That would be a very wise move!

http://www.fsis.usda.gov/News_&_Events/Recall_044_2007_Release/index.asp">Missouri Firm (ConAgra Foods) Recalls Frozen Pot Pie Products For Possible Salmonella Contamination

http://search.usda.gov/search?sort=date%3AD%3AL%3Ad1&output=xml_no_dtd&site=FSIS&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&client=FSIS&proxystylesheet=default_frontend&q=frozen+dinners&btnG.x=0&btnG.y=0&btnG=Submit">246 Frozen Dinner Recalls

I NEVER buy Mystery Meat Frozen Dinners or Pot Pies! :puke:

[rug]

15. What kind of schmuck likes coconut pudding?

[catmandu57]

17. So I'm a schmick

I used to buy them just for the pudding, fucking swansons, goddamn fucking shitwads I bet they're fucking republics.

[rug]

18. .

:rofl:

[Dukkha]

16. and what's that painfully scalding apple pie thing?

Could they make it any hotter jeez! My tongue and throat hurts for hours after one of those! There's also the fried chicken that sprays acidic grease on you and it burns like Alein blood!

[SarahB]

20. Actually, of all the things I want to fuck,

this is probably last on my list.

[DS1]

21. I don't know, they might warm up to you

/rimshot

[SarahB]

23. Yeah, but turkey bits stick to things more

than oil and jello.

I mean, I think they do. :hide:

[SarahB]

24. delete

fucking dupe

[City of Mills]

22. Frozen Dinners are the DEVIL

Check it out -

[eyesroll]

25. Swanson's says it doesn't put dessert in anymore at all:

http://www.swansonmeals.com/WebPortals/Default.aspx?tabid=29

"How did the compartment tray evolve?
We have had dessert (4 compartment) since '66 and went to three/two compartment with the elimination of dessert in 2001. The reason we eliminated dessert is that consumers no longer eat dessert with their meal. Consumers who eat dessert prefer to eat it later in the evening and desire a bigger portion than what we were offering."

[amitten]

26. I am sorry.

:nopity:

:rofl: