Give me a one, two, three, four.... what are Captioning for?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

Don't ask me I dont give a damn.... hey, if I squint hard enough, I can make my hand disappear!

[Gadave]

1. One ... two ... three ... six ... B

[JitterbugPerfume]

2. I was this many when

Daddy gave me my first oil well

[MikeG]

3. OK, what finger do I usually pick my nose with?

[Gadave]

4. Gee I wonder if I got all the blood off my hands.

[asthmaticeog]

14. Nope.

[Gadave]

16. Lets me say it loud and proud...

I LOVE PHOTOSHOP !!!

I am assuming you didn't do it in Paint like I have doen before :-)

[peekaloo]

5. Viagra gone bad! Mongo confused!

[Intelsucks]

6. That's 5 years at Guantanamo Bay for you little mister!

n/t

[Paragon]

7. They told me if I did too many drugs I'd see trailers.

Dagnabit!

[Beearewhyain]

8. One, two, three, four, five...woo

I glad they didn't ask me to count to 21, that could get embarrassing.

[Gadave]

10. I heard from a good source

He can't count to 21 anymore.

[EstimatedProphet]

9. Now all I need is one of Pickle's breasts...

Right about here...

[Gadave]

11. I thought you were going to photoshop us up Chimperious leader

NOW PLEASE !!! GIMMEE

[EstimatedProphet]

15. How's this?

Notice that Bush is the one whose lips are moving...so who is the dummy?

[dae]

12. I still don't see any hair on the palm of my hand.

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[EstimatedProphet]

13. LOL!!!

ROFL, and all that!!!

[Intelsucks]

17. kick!

n/t

[Intelsucks]

18. kick!

n/t

[underpants]

19. When asked about soldier's funerals W mockingly plays "air Taps"

:grr:

[peekaloo]

20. With this Monkey Paw I get 3 wishes AND a free frogurt!

Simpsons ref.

[Hubert Flottz]

21. "Hello Trouble!"

Look at that boozer snout on the Rez!

[rustydog]

22. Bush* talking to self....

"Ok, when I see a Negro, I say "what up Brother!", and slap his palm with mine.
"Ok, Ok, don't get nervous and fuck it up like shaking hands with white trash, I know I can do it."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

23. wait... how does that kiss my ass thing go?

is it thumb to nose, or thumb away from nose?