The Odd Couple of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

Cheney just got done saying:

". . . and the dweb said, ‘I am TOO going to Crawford and there's not a damn
thing you can do to stop me because I'm the president!' So I gave him a sharp
right and then bitch slapped him around the Oval Office. I told him he wasn't
going nowhere til AFTER the cabinet meeting. . . . Shit. Had to send out
for pizza just to get him to stop sobbing. But give him a day or two in Crawford,
he'll forget it ever happened. Hell, . . . that's great part, though, . . . cause I get to
do it again, and again. Keeps my upper body in shape."

[Kolesar]

1. You know, white boy, I got the goods on you, so...

...you better be real nice to me or you're going to prison for the rest of your life!

[GOPisEvil]

2. Yo Dickie...you're one heart attack away from taking a dirt nap...

...so careful who you go stabbing in the back, comprende?

[Birthmark]

3. "So I told 'em..."

"...the chemical weapons are in THIS bunker! And they bought it....Um, my check from Halliburton will be on time, won't it?"

[Drifter]

4. Show me again Unka Dick ...

that Evil Grin Face ... I love that.

Cheers
Drifter

[skip fox]

5. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce:

[Az]

6. You surely are the greediest bastard I ever met

Why yes, yes I am the greediest bastard in the world, thanks for noticing.

[peterh]

7. See…I told ya mine can touch the urinal (n/t)

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[MissMarple]

8. Goes with, "See mine is bigger than yours."

How can they laugh? If I had their jobs, I would need Prozac just to not look depressed.

[cosmicdot]

9. Colin: we're almost half way from pulling off the biggest

heist in American history ... and, can you believe it ... people still think I was born in New York instead of the tarmac before the plane took off from the island ... I knew we were on easy street when your Texas residence didn't stop us ... hey, watch that microwave ...

[Astarho]

10. Damn, Dick, you really are one evil bastard!

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