My husband's car has a flat tire. He noticed it this morning.

[Midlodemocrat]

I told him that it was fine last night when I went to the grocery store (again) and he said "Well, you must have hit something". :wtf:

WHICH greatly offended me and pissed me off until I realized that yeah, I actually did hit something.

I will not reveal that fact to him. He is on a strictly need to know basis.

[ohiosmith]

1. Sorry! He knows.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Nope. Thinks it was a random act of tire violence.

[ohiosmith]

4. He knows. He has proof. And several eye witnesses as soon as they get out of the hospital.

[LeftyMom]

3. When I want to keep a secret, I usually post it on the internet too.

I'm downgrading your security clearance Agent Franzia.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Like he could find this site.

:eyes:

[flvegan]

5. The question begging to be asked is:

Who changed the tire? Also, who is paying for the new tire? His car, your fault.

Next, on The People's Court: one wife on a Kendall Jackson roller coaster ride in hubby's car; one man trying to keep his family on track, now has a flat tire on the highway of life.

Duh-dunt-dunt.

[LeftyMom]

6. She hasn't killed either one of us yet. There can be only one conclusion:

Mr Midlo discovered her tire treachery and has her dismembered and on the freeper grill as we speak.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. BoyMidlo changed the tire.

He also knows nothing. Nothing.

[sasquatch]

7. Well I told you that you shouldn't do doughnuts after chugging boxed wine

:D
Driving over matcom's empty winecooler bottles could've done it as well.

[MrCoffee]

10. so what did you hit?

[edbermac]

11. Or whom?

[jakefrep]

19. She has paparazzi chasing her?

:wtf:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Pretty sure it was the metal grille on the curb by the storm sewer.

HOWEVER..... If TM would park all the way into the driveway, it wouldn't have occurred. Her fault. Obviously. Not mine.

[MrCoffee]

13. hey, no one here is judging you

except for LeftyMom, flvegan, ohiosmith...ok, so most everyone here is judging you.

[sasquatch]

14. Hey you forgot me

:cry:

[MrCoffee]

15. i'm sorry...it was purely unintentional...i think she knows.

[Rosie1223]

16. Well, if MrMidlo had made his own

beer and porkrinds run, this never would have happened. He has no one to blame but himself.

[unpossibles]

17. those pins the Boy Scouts wear sure are sharp, aren't they?

not that I'm saying anything.

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Which is the main reason the MidloVan resides in the garage.

Where it's safe. :bounce:

[tigereye]

20. yeah it was those Boy Scouts!

they are running a tire concession and want your business...