What timing. Tuned away from Superbowl just as JJ came on
Armstead
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Mon Feb-02-04 01:58 AM
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What timing. Tuned away from Superbowl just as JJ came on |
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After Kid Rock I decided I'd had enough of that half-time junk and surfed away to something else, just as Janet Jackson started singing.
Imagine my surprise to find out I just missed a national scandal.
Such timing.
But she doesn't do anythoing for me, so I guess I can live with it.
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Mon Feb-02-04 01:59 AM
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1. You dodged a bullet, my friend.... |
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evidently the all-seeing all-powerful flaming nipple of Janet has extraordinary powers. It can bring a great nation to its knees. Yes, indeed, you were lucky to have missed it.
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Mon Feb-02-04 02:00 AM
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2. Whew. I'm glad I missed it then. |
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Mon Feb-02-04 02:08 AM
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Edited on Mon Feb-02-04 02:08 AM by LastKnight
there was fires and rioting and looting in the streets there was chaos... for had america had seen one washed out pop star rip the bra cup off another. those with tivo and other high quality and digital recorders went back for a closer look where the rest of us were just stuck wondering :wtf:
when the smoke cleared... and cleanup crews were brought out to secure janet's top to make sure it wouldnt interefere with the remainder of the game. life went on, but america is a changed place my friend. few survived.
this bit of sarcasam is brought to you by... by... screw it i dont care...
-LK
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eileen from OH
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Mon Feb-02-04 02:18 AM
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4. Thank Jesus for the Move On ad |
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I switched just in time, thereby saving my immortal soul.
Whew! One close call.
eileen from OH (who has but to look in the mirror to see tits.)
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Mon Feb-02-04 02:26 AM
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5. DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THEM!! |
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For god's sake, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
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