CONFESS!!!! Post your dirty lil secrets you know about another DUer

[LynneSin]

I know that personally WillPitt loves being sprayed by Febreeze
MadinMaryland is having a torrid lust affair with a DE Tollbooth worker
Midlodemocrat's minivan? It's a converted Hummer

Post the dirty lil secrets you know here

[AllegroRondo]

1. Hypnotoad is Tom Baker's illegitimate son

[LynneSin]

2. I thought he was Bob Barker's illegitimate son

go figure

[KitchenWitch]

22. No, Bob Barker had himself neutered, in a two for one deal with his dog

:P

[Arugula Latte]

81. Betty White made him do it.

She told him he was going to be "tutored." He fell for it.

[Deja Q]

74. Would this be his mother?

:hide:

[Bucky]

90. Think he's gonna find out what's behind door number two?

"Shit lady, just take whatever prizes up here you want."

[Orrex]

31. Who?

:evilgrin:

[AllegroRondo]

58. Tom Baker? or Hypnotoad?

[Orrex]

65. Who

[AllegroRondo]

80. no, thats Hypnotoad

isnt it?

[Deja Q]

72. !

:yourock:

[LeftyMom]

3. I know what Lost and Haruka bought with their wedding money. nt

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Is not. It's a minivan through and through.

And, it has Sirius Satellite Radio.

[LynneSin]

8. Sure - whatever makes you sleep easier at nights

:hide:

[madinmaryland]

5. LynneSin actually lives in Maryland and works in the toll booth

on I-95 over the Susquehanna River!

She is a secret admirer of Barry Bonds!

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Mr.Coffee has never even tasted the stuff. He just picked that name to be cool.

:eyes:

[MrCoffee]

32. i told you that in the strictest fuckin' confidence! you're dead to me.

[Midlodemocrat]

39. You were dead to me when you turned down that Pumpkin Spiced Latte I bought you.

[MrCoffee]

40. you can't tempt me with hot milkshakes

[ohiosmith]

7. MrCoffee drinks tea, chamomile tea.

[ohiosmith]

9. Oh, and NewWaveChick1981. Her real name is DiscoChick1981.

[NewWaveChick1981]

42. Busted...

:rofl: :P :hi:

[ohiosmith]

51. Hopefully you will now come out from the shadows.

[flvegan]

10. ohiosmith has a "what you talking about, willis?" tattoo on his ass.

[ohiosmith]

13. I feel so used.

[Rosie1223]

18. And you know this how?

no, wait. I don't wanna know.

[flvegan]

19. He accidentally pmd a pic called "My Backside Thong shot" to me

I think he meant to send it to somebody else.

[ohiosmith]

23. No, it was meant for you.

[flvegan]

26. Tease.

[ohiosmith]

36. Tattle-tail!

[flvegan]

47. Ass shaver!

[MrScorpio]

11. I know that Skittles has a special shoe made solely for Ass-Kicking

She got the idea from watching NFL place kickers

[Midlodemocrat]

12. ohiosmith isn't from Ohio. He lives in Arkansas.

he's an ohio wanna be. And his name isn't Smith. It's Flueven Hueven Fargegnugen. He's Germanic.

[ohiosmith]

15. Nice post Goebbels.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

14. TeenMidlo, BoyMidlo and BabyMidlo AREN'T Midlodemocrat's kids...

...she just hires them so she has an excuse to drive her Hummer minivan with Sirius radio

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Poor BabyMidlo. This will make her cry.

The other two...not so much.

:rofl:

[IndianaJones]

16. Zandor was a Kucinich sockpuppet. nt.

[flvegan]

17. DS1 was driving the silver Viper racing Nick Hogan (Bollea) when he wrecked

They're quite chummy, those two.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. flvegan is on the run from the cops in FL.....again.

[LynneSin]

101. Was that him arrested drunk on a scooter

:crazy:

[Burma Jones]

24. Goddess of Guiness drinks Old Milwaukee Light

[GoddessOfGuinness]

92. New_Beawr sings soprano...now.

:rofl:

[quip]

25. I heard MadinMaryland is actually quite happy there

[Orrex]

27. Temeah's son built all those cool LEGO models for which Temeah steals the credit

Despicable, and I've said it for years.

[quip]

30. Actually, I don't really HAVE a son--- paid actor

I steal HIS credit

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

28. Midlodemocrat's van only has Sirius because her kids got tired of

the constant caterwauling of their mom along with her Who cds.

[Midlodemocrat]

29. Yeah? Well, BabyMidlo can sing Who Are You? with the best of them.

Take. That.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

35. I can't believe I'm marrying into this family.

[MrCoffee]

33. Midlodemocrat has XM in the minivan

[sasquatch]

34. Midlodemocrat also has a Confederate flag decal on the hood too!

:D:rofl:



































:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

37. What is this? Pick on Midlo day?

:rofl:

I am stressed out people. My house is a mess and I just might go all Rabrrrrrr on your asses.

[sasquatch]

Everyday is pick on Midlo day!

:bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

I never got the memo.

:cry:


:P

[sasquatch]

53. Well now you know

[flvegan]

45. Need I remind you:

[sasquatch]

52. LOL!!

:spray:

[LynneSin]

102. You could even spell ME DILDO

think about it

[Crazy Dave]

38. The "dirty lil secret" is way too secret

Plus they got something on me too ;-)

[Midlodemocrat]

41. DS1 begs to pet sit my dogs.

It's really quite sad.

[MrCoffee]

43. LSK is Brazillian. He posts the joke to promote national pride.

[Midlodemocrat]

50. I think he's a bit ashamed of his heritage, frankly. Quite sad.

[Ptah]

44. She smokes.

[truedelphi]

100. No. She. Doesn't.

[Ptah]

113. She told me that she does.

I've not met her in person, though.

:shrug:

[truedelphi]

121. YOu're right! Peeking in her window, I did discover that whenever

This video plays, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfgU4iQr8PU
She does indeed smoke.

But she doesn't inhale a whole lot.

[SallyMander]

46. Jasonc says that he's just a nice guy

but he's trying to get in your pants!!!

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

49. HAHAHAH

damn, you figured me out.

Just dont tell my GF, she still thinks I am a nice guy. O8)

[SallyMander]

56. Your secret is safe with me

The rest of the DU lounge, well i can't speak for them.... ;-)

[Pierre.Suave]

60. Half of them cant read anyway

the other half, dont care so I think I am ok.

:shrug:

[SallyMander]

61. LOL... at least the half who can't read

will not be offended by your statement...

Do they just come to look at the smilies??? :dunce: :silly: :hi: :bounce:

[Pierre.Suave]

62. that and

the pictures.

[NewJeffCT]

71. Isn't that the case with most guys?

just to pretend niceness in order to get laid?

[SallyMander]

75. But... but... but...

Surely the romantic comedies can't ALL be wrong!!! :cry:


:rofl:

[quip]

48. Orrex carries a pocket Thesaurus AND

has a "thing" for clones. :creepy:

[Midlodemocrat]

54. RetroLounge can't read. The bookstore is an elaborate coverup for his hidden shame.

[NewJeffCT]

73. I knew it - just like when gays join the Republican Party & support anti-gay legislation

nobody could have anticipated that.

[MrCoffee]

55. Orrex carries a copy of the Carrot Top pic in his wallet everywhere he goes

and uses it as his desktop wallpaper...tiled.

[Midlodemocrat]

57. Shakespeare actually despises The Bard.

[Ellen Forradalom]

115. So does Aristus.

[Midlodemocrat]

59. Delaware actually has a state wide restraining order on LynneSin.

She really lives in Maryland.

[LynneSin]

70. Then why does my drivers license say DELAWARE

Personally I think we should put the restraining order on you

[MrCoffee]

63. ohiosmith compares unfavorably with Danny Bonaduce

[Midlodemocrat]

64. I didn't know ohiosmith had red hair.

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

66. MrCoffee compares unfavorably to Shirley Jones.

[MrCoffee]

69. shirley wishes she had what i got goin' on.

[Midlodemocrat]

77. Oh, poor thing!! He can't sing???!!!

How awful for him!!!

:cry:

[Dr. Strange]

88. Easy there guys! Come on, get happy!

[LynneSin]

103. Have you seen ohiosmith's junk

:scared:

[MrCoffee]

104. even perez hilton wouldn't post it.

[quip]

128. Hit it.

[LaraMN]

67. Bibaby and Sniffa make hamburger helper 5 of 7 nights a week.

:o

[bicentennial_baby]

126. "I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper...

It does just fine by itself, huh?"

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

68. graywarrior

puts her hair up in a bun every night and knits
scarves for the homeless in Fl....

she also wears a house dress.....


lost

[graywarrior]

111. lost-in-nj LIES

in addition to having lost her mind.

[SPKrazy]

122. okay

lost-in-nj

is really lost in Nevada

but thinks it is New Jersey :P

[Midlodemocrat]

76. LaraMN actually hates boots. She's more of a Crocs person.

[Dr. Strange]

78. Tyler Durden did NOT in fact call congress.

He was really ordering pizza.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1871714&mesg_id=1871714

[Sock Puppet]

79. That's crazy.

You must have spent a lot of time lurking before you joined. That thread is from about a year before you got here. :think:

[Dr. Strange]

84. I remembered it from my lurking years...

but it also popped up in my "favorite threads" thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6937118

[MissMillie]

82. LynneSin's favorite book is

The Phantom Tollbooth

[Dr. Strange]

85. By Ayn Rand? tiaihtsdcotywwytdycybidyd

[MissMillie]

87. Norton Juster (n/t)

.

[Gormy Cuss]

94. MissMillie is a cat.

Yeah, you.
We're on to your "if-I-post-pictures-of-my-human-they-won't-know-the-truth" scheme.

[MissMillie]

130. meow

[sakabatou]

83. Skinner is actually a machine built by Grovelbot!

[Myrina]

86. I know lots ... not givin' 'em up ...

:P

[lost-in-nj]

89. prisoner-number-6

is really prisoner_number_5

No friggin joke....



lost

[quip]

129. In golf, he shouts "fore!", scores a 6, and takes a 5

[Dr. Strange]

91. MrScorpio is in fact a Sagittarius

[MrScorpio]

96. That's it!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[MrCoffee]

93. redqueen uses the same poolboy as RimJob

[Lyric]

95. Oeditpus Rex is a famous, retired Dodgers outfielder.

He hides behind the anonymous name to keep the women of DU from throwing themselves at his feet. The combination of wealth, fame, and the largest *cough* BAT *cough* in the Major League is just too much for most of us to bear. *swoon*

[BarenakedLady]

97. inchworm likes birds

A LOT...

just sayin'...

[Inchworm]

119. I love purdy things

like you!

Flirt- flirt- flirt :loveya:

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

98. billyskank

has a humongous banana!

[racaulk]

99. Ann Coulter secretly posts on DU under the name of DuStrange.

:hide:

[Dr. Strange]

110. I gotta stop drawing so much attention to my Adam's apple.

[Dr. Strange]

125. The pic disappeared! Rats!

Here's me before my prom.

[ThomCat]

105. Writer doesn't actually know how to write or spell.

She uses a ghost writer for all her posts. :wow:

;)

[ThomCat]

106. Taterguy is alergic to taters!

:wow:

[taterguy]

118. I thought those records were sealed

[ThomCat]

127. What the hell do doctors know about confidentiality these days?

:shrug:

The insurance companies make them reveal everything. x(

[ThomCat]

107. Ginbarn chose her name

because of family has a long history of bootlegging illegal Gin. They have a old barn they use as a warehouse, and she grew up there helping with the family operation.

[ThomCat]

108. Left is Write is so thoroughly ambidextrous

that she can't tell right from left anymore?

[Arugula Latte]

109. Parche's middle name is "ment" and his last name is "Paper"

Also, he moved to Beaverton for the beavers. (I ain't sayin' which kind ...)

[Amaya]

112. sorry- can't do that

;)

[Deja Q]

114. I've had a couple of fantasties...

Wait a mo', we're talking about OTHERS and not of ourselves, right?

Oops.

[Guava Jelly]

116. Forkboy doesn't know how to use silverware

barenakedlady is never naked..
and
Writer can't do any writing until the strike is over..

[Ellen Forradalom]

117. Commie Pinko Dirtbag is a neatly-groomed Christian Democrat.

[Inchworm]

120. Barenakedlady wears clothes

A LOT!

Jest sayin...

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

131. Blasphemy!!!

:spank: :spank:

No one believes you anyway. :P

[greymattermom]

123. Seashell Eyes

Is my daughter. She's working on a book right now, her first complete children's book. Hence the absence.

[SOteric]

124. matcom drinks.

[PVnRT]

132. IAmJacksSmirkingRevenge LOVES porn from Bhutan