Britney runs red light while f**king around with her cell phone, with her kids in the car

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Britney Spears runs red light – with kids in the car

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/britney_spears_runs_red_light_with_kids_in_the_car.php



Britney Spears ran a red light at a dangerous intersection while trying to use her cell phone last night. Not only were her kids in the car, but so was the court-appointed monitor. She’s already in love with Britney to begin with, so I’m sure a near-death experience just strengthened the bond. The whole thing was captured on tape and will probably spell trouble for Britney considering the judge doesn't approve of her driving. TMZ reports:

The Popwreck approached the light slowly on Coldwater Canyon. You then see Britney raise her cellphone to her face. It is unclear if she's texting or making a call. She then drives into the intersection as someone outside the car screams, "Red light, red light!" Britney then turns left onto Mulholland Drive, managing to miss oncoming traffic.

I find it amazing enough that Britney Spears has the mental capacity to operate a motor vehicle, but now you want her to recognize signs and primary colors? Clearly you don’t understand what it’s like to be Britney. You’re not a pop star with a No. 1 album to promote…. Ha ha ha! Wow. Her lawyer is good. Real good. I couldn’t even type that with a straight face. I think I may have peed a little. Oh no, that’s a lot. Anyone have a Wet-Vac I can borrow?

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1. Welcome to Human Car Wreck Theatre, bought to you by Amerigo Vespucci

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4. These stories are kind of like crack to me...

...I know I should stop posting, but "knowing" and "doing" are two completely different things...

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2. Is she 27 yet?

I need to clear up some room on my celebrity death list.

[Capn Sunshine]

3. Isn't her license suspended?

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