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I'm impressed. What a great Bushism. In response to whether the exposure of Janet Jackson's breast was MIHOP or LIHOP, Timberlake said it was neither. "It was an accident", he reported. "It was a wardrobe malfunction". Meanwhile, Janet Jackson, forced to respond to whether she LIHOP, also claimed it was an accident.
Crazy conspiracy theorists are bringing up ridiculous claims to support their MIHOP theories. They say that before the show, Ms. Jackson promised a big surprise. Moreover, they say that just as Timberlake mouthed the words "I'll get you naked before the night is through", he reached over and pulled off a part of Ms. Jackson's wardrobe. MTV spokeman said it was merely coincidence. Conspiracy theorists also say Ms. Jackson LIHOP because she sported some sort of pasty thing on her nipple.
The controversy has sparked an immediate investigation as FCC chairman Michael Powell joined the fray vowing that he would find the person who leaked Ms. Jackson's breast if it's the last thing he does. Critics pointed out that if he finds the leaker, it will be the ONLY thing he's done as FCC chairman.
More as news develops.
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