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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 01:29 AM
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.



Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure, I have this", and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall-bright pink and perfectly formed.



Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and
wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"




The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 01:32 AM
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1. BOOOOOOOO
HISSSSSSSSS
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 01:38 AM
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2. Saw it coming
That joke is as old as I am
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some guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:16 AM
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3. I've read it before
but it stillmakes me smile. :)

So THANKS! :hug:
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 02:54 AM
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4. Drunk Irishman (Me)
Edited on Sat Dec-01-07 02:57 AM by qwertyMike
Runs into a frog.
She says "Kiss me and I will turn into a Princess and satisfy your wildest dreams"

He takes up the frog and puts in his pocket

The frog says what's wrong?

He Says "I would rather have a talking frog"
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 04:33 AM
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5. !
:rofl:
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-01-07 04:57 AM
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6. You can do better than that...
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