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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:15 AM Original message |
Staring at Boobs Prolongs Men's Life by 5 Years |
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Flaxbee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:20 AM Response to Original message |
1. oh. my. god |
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:22 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. My favorite part of that pic is the "enlarge" button underneath |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:33 AM Response to Reply #1 |
13. dude. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:37 AM Response to Reply #1 |
16. I think it's "Chelsea Charms" |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 02:07 AM Response to Reply #16 |
20. no. way. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 02:25 AM Response to Reply #20 |
25. *checks porn stash on PC* |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 04:05 PM Response to Reply #16 |
45. Someone has implanted that woman with basketballs!!!! |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 08:41 PM Response to Reply #45 |
73. Damn! If my plane crashes into the sea, I hope I'm in the seat next to her! |
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Dukkha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-05-07 03:00 AM Response to Reply #1 |
81. I'll let you know in 10 minutes |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
2. This study means nothing..... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:22 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Equal time for ass men! |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:27 AM Response to Reply #5 |
10. You got it!.... |
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jgraz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:23 AM Response to Reply #2 |
7. They also haven't studied the lifespan effects of having your wife catch you staring at boobies |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:22 AM Response to Original message |
4. I would have LOVED to have been in the room when they gave the pitch for THAT study! |
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Flabbergasted (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 04:20 PM Response to Reply #4 |
50. Germans are not as up tight about breasts. |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:23 AM Response to Original message |
6. Best. News. EVER. |
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mike_c (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:24 AM Response to Original message |
8. dear GAWD I am going to live forever! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 09:40 AM Response to Reply #8 |
30. According to my calculations... |
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hisownpetard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:27 AM Response to Original message |
9. Staring at boobs prolongs a man's life - yeah, unless they're his own! |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:30 AM Response to Original message |
11. This isn't the Onion either. |
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Contrary1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:31 AM Response to Original message |
12. Don't tell my hubby that! |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 02:01 AM Response to Reply #12 |
19. give it up Contrary |
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ellisonz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-05-07 05:35 AM Response to Reply #12 |
86. There is the surgical option. |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:36 AM Response to Original message |
14. Buzzkill. This story is kin to Batchild. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 11:50 AM Response to Reply #14 |
38. But we must take into account the placeboob effect! |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 03:05 PM Response to Reply #38 |
43. Breasticles. The girl has breasticles. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 06:45 PM Response to Reply #43 |
55. Lucky? |
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Zookeeper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-05-07 02:16 AM Response to Reply #38 |
79. Ouch!!!! And for the guys out there, I have to ask them to... |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:36 AM Response to Original message |
15. Those poor guys in the control group |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:43 AM Response to Original message |
17. YAY!! I am EXTENDING men's LIVES!!! |
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Lautremont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 02:10 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Not just their lives! |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 02:55 AM Response to Reply #21 |
26. Oh, that's fine.. |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 01:59 AM Response to Original message |
18. Um... note to my husband |
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fortyfeetunder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 02:15 AM Response to Original message |
22. Notice they didn't say anything about touching them... |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 02:17 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Risks from touching them? |
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Recovered Repug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-05-07 04:04 AM Response to Reply #22 |
84. Touching the wrong pair, |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 02:19 AM Response to Original message |
24. Amen |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 03:01 AM Response to Original message |
27. this post is worthless without pics |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 03:11 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. you asked |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 03:16 AM Response to Reply #28 |
29. that's udderly gross! |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
31. Forget the gym. I'll just look at boobies. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 09:57 AM Response to Original message |
32. MY GOD!!!! Matcom will live forever |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
33. This study has been going around the internets for years now |
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Rob H. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
34. So is the benefit directly proportional to the size of the boobs? |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 02:17 PM Response to Reply #34 |
41. The researchers are groping for the answer to that very question. |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
35. yippeee!!!! |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
36. so instead of getting some exercise |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
37. I thought staring at boobs prolonged something else, |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 11:52 AM Response to Reply #37 |
39. That theory is engorged in controversy |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 04:13 PM Response to Reply #39 |
47. I wooden want to think that you were just yanking our chains, there. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 06:46 PM Response to Reply #47 |
57. That would make me a jerk off monumental proportions |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 10:53 PM Response to Reply #57 |
61. We must nipple it in the buddocks before it grows all out of proportion. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 01:25 AM Response to Reply #61 |
64. That would work out breast, bra. |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 06:00 PM Response to Reply #64 |
69. It's just uvula and me, girlfriend. Think of it: bust againt the word! |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 08:37 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. There's no womb for anyone else. Oh, the mammaries we'll share. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 11:15 PM Response to Reply #70 |
77. You should both be ashamed of yourselves |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 11:30 PM Response to Reply #77 |
78. Is that the breast you cans do? Ta Ta For Now |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
40. I have to think that this revelation is a business opportunity for Dolly Parton. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
42. So, should we make Emergency Rooms like Hooters restaurants? |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
44. I'm showing this to the wife...though she doesn't care if I look anyway... |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
46. Would this cancel out the negative effects of years of smoking? |
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Flabbergasted (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 04:16 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. Don't do it. You're over the worst of it. nt |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 04:23 PM Response to Reply #48 |
51. I hope you're right, because I'm already getting jittery and feeling |
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Flabbergasted (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 04:25 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. How long have you smoked and when did you start? |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 06:43 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. I've been smoking since I was sixteen, so sixteen years now |
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Frank Cannon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 06:32 AM Response to Reply #51 |
67. Start eating right, working out, and getting some sleep |
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Eurobabe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
49. My husband will live to 300! |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
52. I kept looking for the Onion link |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
56. That's hilarious, but if you do it while you're smoking ,it's a total wash |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
58. But if the woman attached to them is offended and has a knife, a man's life could be |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
59. I've been told I have really nice boobs |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-05-07 09:09 AM Response to Reply #59 |
87. Your post... |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
60. This Doctor |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 10:57 PM Response to Original message |
62. Belongs in the same medical journal |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Dec-03-07 10:59 PM Response to Original message |
63. only a boob would believe this shit |
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regnaD kciN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 02:23 AM Response to Original message |
65. I assume it's obvious to all that this is a joke... |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 02:33 AM Response to Original message |
66. I think I may be in the equally long-lived category |
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Perry Logan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 07:32 AM Response to Original message |
68. This means I'm getting in shape when I watch the Fitness Channel. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
71. And I thought staring at the House of Representatives LOWERED peoples' lifespans by 5 years... |
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Crabby Appleton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
72. so if I stare at breasts for an hour a day |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-05-07 03:21 AM Response to Reply #72 |
82. legs? |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
74. Boobs! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 10:28 PM Response to Original message |
75. I question the honesty of the control group |
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Ahpook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-04-07 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
76. I rather like my girlfriends "B-Cups" |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-05-07 02:18 AM Response to Original message |
80. whelp, there's the proof, hubby's going to live forever... |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-05-07 03:24 AM Response to Original message |
83. If that's the case, I will live until I'm 467 years old. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-05-07 04:11 AM Response to Original message |
85. Y'all better prepare yer grandkids for my nonsense, cuz I'm gonna live to be 1500 years old! nm |
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CabalPowered (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-05-07 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
88. Great! I wonder if my health insurance agent |
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