This is why you should hang around Christians more often.
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Mon Dec-03-07 05:44 PM
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This is why you should hang around Christians more often. |
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Mon Dec-03-07 05:45 PM
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Mon Dec-03-07 05:46 PM
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2. That's why I made the switch from Boy Scouts to Fellowship....... |
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Mon Dec-03-07 05:52 PM
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3. Who's the one with the great snatch? |
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The blonde?
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(someone had to do it)
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Mon Dec-03-07 05:52 PM
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4. Why is it only the thin, beautiful people? |
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BTW, blondie...nice rack.
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Mon Dec-03-07 05:58 PM
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5. and stylish, don't forget stylish |
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Those bell-bottomed trousers are the preferred casual wear of the Heaven bound.
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Mon Dec-03-07 05:59 PM
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6. Why are clothes raptured? |
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I mean, those thin, beautiful folks should really all be naked, right?
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Mon Dec-03-07 06:00 PM
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we cant go drawing naked beautiful people on a christian tract now can we...
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Mon Dec-03-07 06:14 PM
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10. God made you in God's image. Now put some clothes on, that's disgusting. |
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Mon Dec-03-07 08:22 PM
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I can tell YOU'RE not getting raptured anytime soon. x(
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Mon Dec-03-07 06:32 PM
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14. If I'm not seeing a buncha boobies, I don't want it. |
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Mon Dec-03-07 06:40 PM
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18. Do you mean in general |
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or specifically about the rapture?
(nice catchphrase!)
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Mon Dec-03-07 06:42 PM
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19. You've posed an intriguing question. |
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I meant specifically about the rapture, but why limit myself. I'd really like to see a buncha boobies in everything I'm involved in.
Is that so wrong?
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Mon Dec-03-07 06:45 PM
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20. Making people aware of life's fullest potential is one of my greatest joys. |
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May your days be blessed with boobies. And nights.
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Mon Dec-03-07 08:06 PM
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Naked, naked, naked. Everybody naked.
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Mon Dec-03-07 06:31 PM
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13. Those in showers and on the toilet cannot be raptured. |
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And if you're having sex during the rapture, well, you're f*cked.
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Mon Dec-03-07 06:33 PM
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15. They're being eaten by |
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17. The Great Snatch and Don't Let The Devil Blow Your |
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must...not...make...joke...
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