Can a Lounge thread get a DUzy?

[hisownpetard]

[DS1]

1. yes

[JeffR]

2. Happens all the time

I hear.

[hisownpetard]

8. From my lips, to God's ears!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Oh yes!

[rug]

4. This, however, will not.

[hisownpetard]

9. Really? I was hoping you'd recommend it.

[hisownpetard]

29. !!!! nt

:hi:

[rug]

32. I recommended it. I can do no more.

:hi:

[hisownpetard]

37. You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. And, for that, I thank you!

:thumbsup: :hi:

[Contrary1]

5. Just last week...

How do you have sex with a Danish?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7176556

...and deservedly so.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Yeah, but relatively few do

That's because humor in GD is extremely rare, so when something is funny there, thousands of people nominate it.

Here's an example of GD humor:

"The other day I met a Republican bum on the street and he said he hadn't had a bite in three days. So I shot him to keep him off the welfare rolls."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. This particular thread?

I need more specifics.

:hide:

[hisownpetard]

11. Hey, you! Where ya been hiding??

:hi:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

21. We probably could have hung out more often if you hadn't...

...clicked THIS



little thing next to my name.

I've been sitting right here, posting all kinds of wonderful stuff, thinking "Where is hisownpetard? Was it something that I said?"

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

10. Yep.

Most of my DUzys have resulted from Lounge threads.

[hisownpetard]

12. And all, I'm sure, were very well deserved.

[SPKrazy]

13. All my DUzy's

have been in the lounge

4 or 5

can't remember

:shrug:

:P

[hisownpetard]

14. Wow - impressive numbers, there.

[KitchenWitch]

15. I have 9 or 10.

Nyah nyah, SPK.

:P

[hisownpetard]

16. Oh, yeah? Then I have 11.

[SPKrazy]

17. well neener neener

:P

[hisownpetard]

20. I love a well-thought out retort!!

[SPKrazy]

22. i do my best

:P

goes with nyah nyah nyah!!!!

:hi:

;)

[hisownpetard]

25. Thanks, doody-head.

:bounce:

[SPKrazy]

27. pffftttt!!!!

now your gettin' the hang of it! :rofl:

:bounce:

[SPKrazy]

18. I have gotten them for some pretty

strange things

but

then

I'm a strange guy I guess :P

:hi:

[hisownpetard]

19. Yeah, I'm always amazed at the things I've said that get a DUzy, as well as some things

I've thought were hilarious that didn't get one.
Go figger!

[SPKrazy]

23. we're just misunderstood

we think we're funny when we apparently aren't as funny as we think we are, then when we think we are not so funny

it's a DUzy!!!!!

well maybe I should change all the above to "I" instead of "we" but I'm too damned lazy, so transpose it :P

[hisownpetard]

24. No, it's fine. I like that you're using "we" so soon into our relationship.

[SPKrazy]

26. LOL

:rofl:

:hi:

[RushIsRot]

28. Most are eligible - EXCEPT those I begin or post in.

[hisownpetard]

36. There are days I feel that way, too. (If we wrote to each other, it probably wouldn't

even appear on the screen!!)

[EstimatedProphet]

30. No. It's prohibited by the International Duzy Award Protocols

Section IV, Subsection 2, Paragraph 5b clearly states:

Lounge threads shall not be considered in toto or partially for Duzy Awards "till Burnam Wood doth come to Dunsinane".

[hisownpetard]

33. Well, now I know. Thanks for the scholarly info. I'm impressed.

:hi:

[quip]

31. I truly believe that Loungers may not have some of the necessities to be,

let's say, funny, or perhaps really funny. Why are Loungers not good swimmers? Because they don't have the buoyancy.

[hisownpetard]

34. Why are you such a Lounge-Loather??? Hmmm?

[quip]

35. Bah, I'm a Lounge asshat, same as the rest

Look again. That was cleverly disguised famous quotation. :hi: