What's a "certified christian?"

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

I saw the ad in GD and now I'm curious.

Is there a written exam?

Is it like 100% certified Grade A beef?

Is there a Grade B Christian?

Is there some sort of tattoo?

Are there organically grown Christians?

GM Christians?

[TK421]

1. They come with some kind of warranty, I think

[TreasonousBastard]

2. It's different from "certifiable"

[Turbineguy]

4. But not

much

[IzaSparrow]

3. All you need is a diploma from Liberty University...

and a handshake from Jerry Falwell

[donheld]

12. Welcome to DU you sparrow

:toast:

[Chovexani]

5. Christian breeds that have papers

:hide:

[Quantess]

11. Stop it!

:rofl:

[Taverner]

6. Something about virginity documents I think...

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. LOL I dunno. But sad to say if I know they are certified Xians there is a good chance I

will avoid them.

:hide:

[XemaSab]

8. The big blue inspection stamp on the ass.

Look for it. :P

[DCKit]

13. Feh, forget the HTML lookups - 999

Just like Ivory soap.

[yellowdogintexas]

9. they don't practice yoga nt

[KG]

10. decoder ring.

[trof]

14. Ask and ye shall receive:

As the Lord's Church continues to grow, specialized training for Christian leadership roles is not an option...it's a necessity! But where do these leaders get the necessary training?

Traditionally, this responsibility fell upon the shoulders of the local minister who had to take time away from other responsibilities to prepare and teach his leadership ... or leaders attended all-day seminars and conferences where speakers attempted to shoehorn a year's worth of knowledge into a day. And the last thing church leaders need is another structured meeting on their already hectic schedules.

CERTIFIED CHRISTIAN LEADERSHIP TRAINING was developed with this in mind: Deliver high quality, practical, Bible-based training to equip church leaders of the 21st century while considering the time constraints they face.
http://www.dallas.edu/CCLT/

[regularguy]

15. Blessed are the certified.

When done by an approved body, of course.

[LibertyLover]

16. I think they come with a "best if used by" date

Usually it's the Rapture.