I just grabbed my cell phone thinking it was my mouse

[skygazer]

Couldn't figure out why the cursor wasn't moving. And the really funny thing is that I'm using my laptop and I don't HAVE a mouse. :rofl:

:dunce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. What's your number?

I wanna call you and see if you answer the iron.

:P

[skygazer]

3. I'm nowhere near an iron

But I might answer a saltshaker. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Hey, as long as you hold it right-side up

Cuz if you spill salt on your shoulder, birds will nest there.









No, wait...



Or is it "Starve a phone, salt pork shoulder"?



:shrug:

[skygazer]

7. No, no, no

You throw salt pork over your left shoulder when someone moons you.





I think.... :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. No, I got it

"Put your shoulder to the phone and pork the iron mouse."







Yeah, that's it. :thumbsup:

[Critters2]

2. That's nothing. I called Hypnotoad Retrolounge.

[skygazer]

4. Well, they are both handsome and articulate

And their names both have 3 syllables. :think:

[Critters2]

5. Exactly. You can understand my confusion. nt