If someone has a lot of something, and I don't have any, do I have the right to take one of theirs?

[ohiosmith]

Cause, I want one of them toddlers Hi.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Absolultely. It's the 'Merican Way.

:rofl:

Funniest movie ever.

"I'll be taking these here Huggies and whatever you have in the register".

[Sugar Smack]

8. "I got me some baby grub,

baby wipes, diapers, them disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons."

"They blow up into funny shapes and all?"

"No, just circular."
:spray: :patriot:

[MissMillie]

2. yeah, "on account I got something wrong w/ my

semen...."

[Sugar Smack]

3. All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up ---

Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.

Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...

Gale: Shut up!

Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

4. well, yeah, i mean, they got more than they can handle

[gmoney]

5. "I'm sayin' me and Dottie are swingers... as in 'to swing' "

"I'm talkin' WIFE SWAPPIN' "

[Deja Q]

6. Dang, she's hot.

:D

[kay1864]

7. "You boys are gonna have to leave on account of you bein' a bad influence on this here baby!"

"Well, we didn't mean to influence no one, ma'am."

"And if we did, we're real sorry."

[Orrex]

9. Best Coen Brothers film to date

Though I haven't seen No Country yet.

You zealots can keep your Big Lebowski.

[redqueen]

10. Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!

[MrCoffee]

11. my friends call me Lenny, but i ain't got no friends.

[redqueen]

12. That's my job. I'm a tracker. Some say part hound dog.

[BarenakedLady]

13. "Don't you come back here without a baby, Hi."

[KitchenWitch]

14. Ed's womb was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

:rofl: