This phlegm post is just for Meegbear - share your phlegm tales with him

[LynneSin]

He said DU needed more phlegm threads and Meeg is such a great guy.

phlegm away!

[madinmaryland]

1. Ewwww!! Locking. No bodily function threads.

:puke:

[Arkansas Granny]

2. How about this old Calvin and Hobbes classic about phlegm.

http://www.s-anand.net/calvinandhobbes.html#19881006

[madinmaryland]

3. That was a good one!

:spray:

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Over the years, science has given us the means to bring our voices, then our images

to others, through the telephone, and then the television. But this means of transmission, of sharing ourselves with others, is incomplete. I shall not rest until the Telephlegm has been invented, and can be found in each and every household in the world.

You're welcome. Now answer the Telephlegm, it's for you.

[racaulk]

5. Here ya go, love!

[Javaman]

6. When I spit from time to time, I will mildly say to my wife...

I have to clam. That just gives her the skeevs.

It's a pretty common turn of phrase on Long Island where I grew up. If you ever had raw clams, you know what I mean.

:rofl: