Would You hit it?

[Sugar Smack]

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Er...Is that a RealDoll?

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

6. BWAAAH!

What's THAT? A RealDoll?:rofl: See, I KNEW I loved you!!

:loveya:

*yes, it most certainly is*

[bicentennial_baby]

8. I am a cornucopia of useless info...and,

a total perv. :evilgrin:

:loveya:

[ghostsofgiants]

101. I'm ashamed to admit that I knew it was a realdoll right away as well.

[Sugar Smack]

107. Oh, that's because you have such a keen right brain.

Guess what? I saw in the FAQ's quoted earlier people have been asking for automated models. :o

[ghostsofgiants]

117. Wow...just...

Wow...

[johnnie]

2. I'd hit it with some McDonald's coupons

Is that her thigh starting right after her shirt?

[Sugar Smack]

27. That isn't real, but it's the fabricated aesthetic canon ideal for some people.

It's actually a "RealDoll", which is my way of siphoning inspiration from the Lounge, all this "I'd hit this" and "blowup doll that".

:D

[Zuiderelle]

3. Why? Did she do something evil?

How does she have the stamina to stand on two legs anyway?

[Sugar Smack]

30. She's being propped up by poles.

The website I got'er from says the silicone won't stand up by itself.;)

[Aristus]

4. Big hair, tiny waist.

Nah. Probably not...

If yes, then I'd buy her a very large meal beforehand. B-)

[Sugar Smack]

43. Well, this one happens to be a RealDoll, as used in the new movie

"Lars and the Real Girl". Opens on the 15th. It's about a guy who begins to confuse his affection for a sex toy with real love for a real woman. I've heard both reviews, good and bad. How are ya, my dear?:D

[Aristus]

71. Much better, now that I have proof that I wouldn't do a doll.

I mean, not EVER! B-)

:hi: Sugar Smack! Anyone ever tell you you're prettier than a doll?






...okay, that came out wrong...it was meant to be a compliment, not a come-on... :blush::hide:

[Sugar Smack]

81. Aristus, you're a fine, foxy poppa, and a sight to behold.

And as far as I know, you have human male innards. :* And thank you!

[Aristus]

85. Okay, Sugar Smack...

Just WHO has been showing you my innards? :crazy:





I don't have any polyps, do I?

[Richardo]

5. I don't hit defenseless inanimate objects...

:)

[Sugar Smack]

12. Heh heh heheheLOL!

:D Neither do I.

[MrCoffee]

7. hey, dollface

twice, in answer to your question

[Sugar Smack]

10. DOLLFACE! *I lurve you*

:rofl: :loveya:

[MrCoffee]

11. i aim to please

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Hit it, hell

I'd break it in two.

:puke:



Bah! Rex snap like twig!

[Sugar Smack]

31. The website says they withstand up to 400 pounds.

That's pretty impressive! B-) And you're not that. 400 pounds, I mean.

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. I wonder why they felt a need

to include that statistic?

I mean, is that a sustained 400 pounds, or... :shrug:









I don't think I wanna know, though. :scared:

[Sugar Smack]

36. See, we're all better off knowing. If you can scrape up $500 bucks, though,

I won't post the "letters from satisfied customers".;)

[Sugar Smack]

39. Time's Up. Here ya go:

Happy customer from PA, Sept.07'

I have to admit we weren't prepared for what we saw when we opened the door-she is absolutely stunning. Even through the plastic liner, we knew we had made the right decision contacting you.

Everyone followed our requests exactly, and she is more beautiful than we could have imagined, truly a work of art. Every detail-her lingerie, makeup, the entire delivery presentation, was perfect. She photographs beautifully (we've taken many photos already), and we couldn't be more pleased.

Thanks for your outstanding customer service-we appreciate all that both of you have done over the past few months, and we look forward to doing business with Abyss in the future.

Anonymous


Stephanie, Realdoll 3583, arrived just a few days ago. She arrived very finely and quite solidly packed. When I opened the crate, I found she had been dressed in a red bra and panty "santa outfit" holding a rose; a very nice touch considering her early december delivery. I remember wondering how much likeness she would have to the configurator I used on the site. May I say she looked even better; all the choices where very sound. The artwork and realistic look is immaculate!
Anonymous


I received my doll today and I don't find my words to describe her beauty. She's just wonderful !!!!! I love her so much! I get an instant erection every time I touch her, that's amazing, there's no stress to have with her. It's so relaxing and exciting me, that's a great way to calm down after a day of work and a hour of car driving in the traffic. Thanks so much for this beauty, job well done and very fast shipping, 3 days and it reached me in Québec. Wonderful product and skillful artisan are working on these dolls. AAA+++ dolls and it worth much more than money for me. Keep on innovating these dolls, I'm gonna buy another in a couple of years!
Jean from Québec


Stephanie, Realdoll 3583, arrived just a few days ago. She arrived very finely and quite solidly packed. When I opened the crate, I found she had been dressed in a red bra and panty "santa outfit" holding a rose; a very nice touch considering her early december delivery. I remember wondering how much likeness she would have to the configurator I used on the site. May I say she looked even better; all the choices where very sound. The artwork and realistic look is immaculate!
Anonymous


Charlie arrived on Thursday, 10/12/2006 at 3:15 PM soft and sound in my home. I like very much his nice face, it looks much better as on the pictures in the internet. And his lovely backside ... I am really very happy with this male doll. Thanks to all at Abyss Creations for this ‘Wonderboy’.
Charlie's Fan in the heart of Europe'


I just wanted to let you know that my RealDoll arrived on Friday August
4, 2006. I am amazed how perfect she is. A majestic work of of art!!
Amazing detail just like I expected!!
Anonymous

Dear Friends at Abyss Creations

Just to let you know, Mona (as she will henceforth be known) arrived in good order this afternoon (29/6). She will make her debut in figure drawing class next tuesday.

She is truly a work of art in herself, and I would like to extend my appreciation and sincere thanks to all at Abyss Creations for a first class product and your friendly and efficient service throughout the whole process.

The flower was a nice touch too.

Many thanks and best wishes
B.M. from Australia

I got my RealDoll #3360 home 8 days ago (right on schedule & save and sound). I was surprised when I open the crate ...She is just "WHOA" beautiful.. I have never seen anything like her. This is a fantastic piece of art. Everything is better than expected. At the time I create my doll on your homepage I don't know how she looks after creation, but I can see all my choices comes up to be the most beautiful girl I ever seen.. Thanks to your big artist.. I will like to thank you all Boys and girls at Abyss Creations for fantastic work of art and service during time my Doll been made ..and if I need anything I will contact you . Keep up the good work
Anonymous, Denmark

My RealDoll, number 3318, arrived today, as scheduled. And she is perfect. Thank you so much for your care and attention to all of the details. I am an artist, myself, and I'm glad to have a magnificent piece of artwork such as this in my home :) I would especially like to thank your makeup artist, who did a fantastic job, and Patti, who helped me out allot over the phone. I've already shown her to my two best friends, and they're now wanting RealDolls of their own! Your amazing work is its own best advertising :)
Marc from GA

Just wanted you to know that my Realdoll (#3343) arrived safe and sound today. I am EXTREMELY happy with her! : - ) She turned out was better than I expected. At first I was a little worried about the choices I had made regarding make-up, etc. But when I opened the crate and saw her I knew I had made the right choices. I want to congratulate ALL of you at Abyss for creating such a beautiful work of art. I inspected her from head to toe, and she is FLAWLESS. And the shipping / storage crate, clothes, shoes, accessories are good quality too. All in all you guys and girls did a fantastic job! : - ) She arrived at my door in only (10) weeks from order confirmation, way ahead of schedule. The packing and shipping you do is top notch. I could go on and on .... Just want to let you all know you're doing a GREAT job!
name withheld by request

[SallyMander]

41. .

:spray:

[Sugar Smack]

42. Oh, don't giggle, my friend. You KNOW you want to be flawless.

Even if you have to travel around in a box of chipmunk shavings. And wear a Santa Hat. :pals: :rofl: :loveya: :hug:

[SallyMander]

47. This is my favorite:

"there's no stress to have with her. It's so relaxing and exciting me, that's a great way to calm down after a day of work and a hour of car driving in the traffic."

:rofl:


My mom used to call packing peanuts "angel turds"... that still makes me laugh!!

[Sugar Smack]

52. Now, in the naming of ships, this "her" is something I can identify with.

In the case of human-sized silicone gf's I take exception. Esp. when they're packed lovingly in "angel turds". It sounds like you were brought up the same way I was.

:rofl:

[PVnRT]

38. Is that a sustained load? What about impact? What's the safety factor?

[Sugar Smack]

46. Well, I've heard tell of plastic being poisonous to us all.

Seriously, I have.

Otherwise, bleach your model every now and then and I suspect things should be cool.;-)

[MilesColtrane]

76. Hunh Hunh......You said, "sustained load"

Hunh Hunh

[SallyMander]

13. You are too much!

What kinda websites have you been looking at, girlie??? :spank:

[Sugar Smack]

15. It's my twin sis thrice removed!

:bounce: The Lounge has been a keen source of inspiration for me today. Add to the fact that I possess absolutely NO SELF CONTROL and what we have here is a hooraw's nest.

*pout* I'm having fun. Isn't that what's important? :P and yes, I did deserve the paddle.

[SallyMander]

16. Thrice? Not nearly...

I'm the one who knew what it was... :o

Fun is always the goal! Fun, fun and more fun. Let inspiration find you where it may. :D

Mr. Elmo is staaaaaaring at me as eye type... his puppy eyes are boring into my soul... "taaaake meeee toooo the paaaaark"

But Elmo, it's freezing out! Brrr. Wish me luck, i might be an icicle next time i post.

[Sugar Smack]

21. I wish you luck. May you not turn into an icicle.

Give Mr. Elmo a puppykiss for me and tell him I said "NO!"

:P :pals: :hug:

[SallyMander]

28. We're back and thawing out!

Elmo says... nothing. He is asleep on the floor after running in mad circles after a sexy little vizsla. ;)

:hug: x100

[Guava Jelly]

14. Would it get me a beer after I hit it?

:hide:

[Sugar Smack]

66. This one doesn't drink, nor does she fetch.

Nor does she complain. :P

[Enrique]

17. she's exactly my type

:-)

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. I can't figure out what that is.

So, yes, if it were running at me, making loud, incomprehensible sounds, I might conclude that it is indeed a threat, and hit it. Perhaps more than once.

I try to understand, I really do, and to imagine myself in others' positions; their hurts, their happiness, and how it causes them to behave; but in this case, I cannot figure anything out. Who is that?

[DarkTirade]

19. I prefer women who aren't made of silicone... :)

[Sugar Smack]

26. Well, aren't you special?

;) Eh, so am I, if that means anything!

[XemaSab]

62. As Sir Mix-a-Lot says:

"Those silicone parts are made for toys!" :o

[DS1]

20. That's a really well made Pinata

I'd hit the inspiration for it until she also had that glazed over look

[Sugar Smack]

24. Ah, nice answer.

From the one I'd posted, you may get a PVC pipe shower. From the latter, a gently-worded request for breakfast in bed at 5 AM.

[DS1]

29. I'd be up till 5 AM laughing at a request for that hour

yikes

[Mojambo]

22. I'd wreck that. n/t

[KG]

23. nope!

i'd only hit half-dressed semi-celebs posted in the lounge.

hi, bebe! :hi:

[Deja Q]

25. Only if it came with a puncture repair kit...

:hide:

[BarenakedLady]

32. Scary...

uhm...do they come in a male version?

err, not for me! For a friend...yeah a friend.

:D

[Sugar Smack]

33. Oooh, you pay like $5,000, I think, for this special Xmas gift

for that special someone. Hey, listen, hon, have you seen "Lars and the Real Girl"? I want to see it. It comes out on the 15th. It's about a guy who orders one of these and has a "relationship" with it.

:D They're made by "Abyss" Productions, and that movie has all but made the market.

[BarenakedLady]

35. No I haven't heard mention of that.

Sounds like it could be good.

$5,000 eh? Damn...I guess it's cheaper just to get a real one...Ummmm for my friend. ;)

[CGowen]

69. There are 14 female versions on their site, but there is only one Charlie

He looks really strange
?pic

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

[BarenakedLady]

74. Egads!

That's even scarier.

:scared:

Only one version?? Blah.

[PVnRT]

37. Ack! It takes my horny away!

Eye bleach! Eye bleach!

[Sugar Smack]

40. I know. Hey, did I ever tell you I love your username?

:7 And it works really well with your posts. So, thanks for that.

[PVnRT]

64. "IAmJacksScrotum" was already taken in 2001

So long ago...

[MrScorpio]

44. Hit it with what, a bat?

Sorry, no

[Sugar Smack]

49. I take it you have a moving, 98.6 degree babe to maneuver with?

Splendid! :pals:

[MrScorpio]

51. Yeah

And she has to be able to moan, sweat, and scream out the occasional obscenity while the deed is being done

[Sugar Smack]

60. I think horses sweat, men perspire, women sercrete and

dolls only glow. HEH.

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

45. Clean up would be easy

and whenever she loses her glow, just hit with a little armor-all tire shine. Good as new.

[Sugar Smack]

48. A couple of FAQ's:

Question: Are there any known health risks? How clean are they and how difficult is it to keep them in a sanitary condition?

There are no known health risks associated with REALDOLL. Each REALDOLL receives a thorough acetone bath after fabrication. Keeping the doll in a sanitary condition is easy. REALDOLL can be cleaned with a mild soap or detergent. Every REALDOLL comes with a cleaning kit and easy-to-follow instructions for care and use.

Question: What happens when "the honeymoon is over" and I feel that the doll is not for me and wish to return it?

Although we'd like to fully satisfy all our customers, our firm policy is: ALL SALES ARE FINAL.

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

67. *pulls out credit card

[RetroLounge]

50. How can i order one without a link?

Hello?

:rofl:

RL

[Deja Q]

53. That might get the thread locked.

http://www.realdoll.com/

Personally, I prefer real people.

[Sugar Smack]

58. I like your style.

Real people is what I'd prefer too.;)

[Sugar Smack]

57. Get one to sit in the window & scare customers into entering yr store!

I MEAN it!:D

[RetroLounge]

61. RealDoll Books!

:rofl:

RL

[Deja Q]

63. !!

:spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[rug]

54. Depends if it's waterproof.

[Sugar Smack]

59. Oh, it i$. The web$ite $aid $o.

:P

[long_green]

55. That Victoria Principal has sure had a lot of work

nm

[BrotherBuzz]

56. Who hangs pantyhose for Santa to fill?

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp

[Sugar Smack]

65. What a sweet Christmas story.

:loveya:

[no name no slogan]

68. LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD

j/k :P

[Sugar Smack]

78. *snort*

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You! :P

[bridgit]

70. dang, her waist is almost as small as Spook's

http://www.staylace.com/pinups/spook/pu_spook_5.htm

[BarenakedLady]

75. OMG.

That was disturbing.

Why? Just, why?

[bridgit]

77. oh i know, guess they don't call her 'spook' fer noth'n...

:scared:

[Sugar Smack]

79. Geeze, Spook!

:cry: OUCH. At least the above's made of silicone. That Spook looks like she's about to break in half, truly.:o :o :o

[bridgit]

86. i should have said "it's" waist is almost as small but yeah...

owie, owiee, owieeeee!!! :cry:

[SallyMander]

83. HOLY %$#&$^%$

THAT IS SO DISTURBING!!! That can't be healthy! :wow:


Edited to add -- Gah! Did you look at the earlier pics??? Even worse!

[bridgit]

87. oh yeah, she's apparently very popular in the field, or realm, or whatever it is...

but i'll bet girl can't even take a full breath in that thing x(

[SallyMander]

88. No kidding!

And it says she wears it for 23 hrs a day! Her organs must be all effed up... i am a scientist and that is a SCIENTIFIC term! ;)

[bridgit]

89. can you imagine how *good* it must feel to finally get that thing the hell off...

awwwwwwwwww!! that's better :bounce:

[SallyMander]

90. You're not kidding!

Haha... i just thought, it must be like taking your bra off at night... times a MILLION! :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

94. My old friend "F", when she unbuttoned her pants at night, would say,

"Thank you Jaysus".:rofl:

[SallyMander]

97. !

:spray:


Well, it is obvious that Jesus appreciated the comfy, loose-fitting attire! :rofl:





:loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

98. She's a funny old gal, and she'd never believe such a site exists.

If I told her, she'd say, "SHET your mouth." and drop her chin, and shake her head at me for knowing about such things, and then go pour herself another cup of coffee. :rofl:

[SallyMander]

103. Heh

She sounds like my old babysitter, who was a good Irish Catholic (so it was a cup of tea, not coffee!). She became like a big sister to me, even though i got a kick out of scandalizing her... "Jaysus, Mary and Joseph, where do you hear these things???"

She also had some of the best insults ever... the best was if someone cut her off in traffic -- they were "fekkin' eedjits"! :rofl:

[Cabcere]

105. Yeah...it reminds me of that one CSI episode

with the Civil War re-enactor guy who wore corsets all the time - he had like an 18" waist and his organs were all smooshed around and shifted out of place. :scared: Friggin' creepy, but I guess if that's what makes you happy... :shrug:

[LostInAnomie]

72. So much that even she would get pregnant.

Believe that.

[Skittles]

73. Lars didn't

[Sugar Smack]

82. I've GOT to see that when it comes out. Do you know anything about the

movie??

[Skittles]

118. yes I saw it

a bit implausible but overall a sweet, well-acted move - yes

[Nevernose]

80. Jesus Fucking Christ, it's like necrophilia

Check out the rest of the pics from realdolls. Why do I look at this shit?

I think I'm going to vomit.

[Sugar Smack]

84. I read an article once, it was the first I'd heard of it.

About guys who personified these while objectifying real women. It was mind-blowing. I thought it was a joke article, like the Onion.

[Nevernose]

93. And scarily enough, necrophilia's not illegal in all states

Laws are only passed after there's a problem. Necrophilia was perfectly legal, for instance, in Nevada until about ten years ago. Why make a law against fucking corpses until someone actually tries to fuck a corpse, right? Who thinks that way?

For the record: I used to work as a paralegal in the DA's office. The shit I've seen on video not only scared me out of going to law school, but would be so repugnant to normal people, or even quasi-normal people, that mentioning them here would give you nightmares for decades.

[Sugar Smack]

96. And I think the thing here is:

Sex toys are perfectly acceptable means for achieving satisfacion. The little, hand-held ones. But taking it to the "next level"- in the form of a life-sized human being & making it as "real" as possible turns it into something like what you describe. Extreme.

[Skittles]

119. some men like drugging women to rape them

that's not far from necro activity

[Solon]

91. Is it filled with candy? n/t

[Sugar Smack]

92. Well, if you have a taste for PVC pipe, I'd say

GO FOR IT. :P

[Solon]

95. No thanks, PVC is surprisingly tough, and somewhat stringy...

don't ask me how I know that.

[BuelahWitch]

99. Is she from the Island of Misfit Toys?

:shrug:

[Sugar Smack]

100. Ah, no. She's the brainchild of people, who in 1996,

realized there was a market for such things.

[Fire Walk With Me]

108. And then they install semi-interactive speech processors, blinking eyes,

and eventually they become self-aware and take over the world.

I prefer the future world of Terminator to whatever the Real Doll rebellion would be like.

[Sugar Smack]

109. What I saw, I think the dolls' eyes DO blink.

Only if you make them blink, but it's still truly bizarre. I think the eyeballs move. I'm feeling at bit creeped out at this point, eh?

[Fire Walk With Me]

115. I'm suddenly realizing that we may have stumbled upon the secret to Keanu Reeves.

[Sugar Smack]

116. OMG- no, you didn't!!

:rofl: For the record, I feel the same way, as if you couldn't tell.

[BuelahWitch]

113. Actually my post was a tie in with Rudolph

Not meant to be so serious. :eyes:

[Sugar Smack]

121. Thanx for the clarification.

:eyes: esp. since we have such a serious road ahead on this matter.

Oh, and also, *ppppththththtthththblt* :P

[Robeson]

102. Hell no! No f*cking way!!....

....

[Sugar Smack]

104. That was totally perfect, did you know that?

:rofl:

[Cabcere]

106. Maybe with a stick, in the nightmares about that thing I'm probably going to have tonight.

:scared:

[Sugar Smack]

110. Same here. My poor cat has no idea I'll have to shower her with

immoderate amounts of love.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

111. I'm not *that* desperate.

Oh, wait. :yoiks: :P

[Sugar Smack]

112. No, you're not.

You're *that* funny :rofl: I *lurve* you!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

114. I lurve you, too!

:D

[Danger Mouse]

120. gah...those things are for creeps and weirdos...

[GaYellowDawg]

122. Absolutely not.

(hoping I don't get the thread locked) If nothing else, it'd be boring as hell. The fun part of it all is... how shall I put this delicately... making sure her needs are met first and watching/hearing/feeling the fireworks.