Question for the ladies at DU

[UndertheOcean]

Now suppose the second coming occurs and Jesus knocks on your door and asks for your hand in marriage ...

Would you accept right away ? or what ?

[supernova]

1. I'd wanna go steady first

but he seems like a lovely guy.


:silly:

:D

Edit: Mary Magdalene seems to have thought so.

[UndertheOcean]

2. So you have no trust in the lord ?

[supernova]

4. Well, there is that whole getting to know you thing

And Jesus always knocks, remember. He doesn't force himself on anyone.

Edit: I'd also have to convert to Judaism. That would be something to consider.

Edit2: I don't believe in the whole rapture scenario anyway. It's a false 19th Century doctrine that should have gone the way of the Edsel.

[redqueen]

3. Fuck no.

Maybe if he did some miracles, maybe then.

[SallyMander]

5. The whole water-to-wine thing could come in handy at parties

:evilgrin:

[nomorenomore08]

11. Or better yet, water to funk!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0cvturDIvg

[Bunny]

6. If he was gainfully employed, maybe.

You can make good money as a carpenter, especially if you're union.

[supernova]

8. He's an itinerant handyman though

not too steady with the income.

[Phillycat]

7. I don't like long hair on guys.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. My dear UnderTheOcean...

I'm already taken in marriage...

And Jesus would know that, wouldn't he?

So......no, not going there!

[LeftyMom]

10. "Jesus, get out of here. I don't believe in you and my boyfriend might kick your ass."

Thanks. Taken. Hypothetical sons of imaginary deities need not apply.