DU Joke Of The Day

[Parche]

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, 'Which
human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?'

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, 'You
should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!' 'I'm
going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who

will then fire you!' With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, 'Which body
part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her,
'Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!'

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
'Anybody?'

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, 'The
body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the

pupil of the eye.'

Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy,' then turned to Mary and
continued.

'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have
a dirty mind, two, you didn't read your homework, and three, one day

you are going to be very, very disappointed.'
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[Shell Beau]

1. Hehehehe!!

:rofl:

[quip]

2. ZING!!!!111

Good one! Thanks, Parche! :rofl:

[marzipanni]

3. Oh yeah, that's a good one!

:rofl: