my coworker....broke...the coffee pot

[MrCoffee]

it's been real swell knowing you. see you in 10-15 years after i get out of jail for aggravated assault with a staple puller and a hole punch with intent to cause grevious bodily harm.

[DS1]

1. curb stompin time

:crazy:

[AlCzervik]

2. and no jury in the world would convict you.

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. He or she BROKE it?

:shrug: How the fuck did they do that? :grr:

Your weapons of choice sound like you'd be committing justified homicide.

[MrCoffee]

7. broke the motherscratcher while CLEANING it

of all the fucking nerve! i've been making coffee in that pot five days a week for a year and a half, and i didn't so much as chip it. she gets the bright idea that she's going to wash the damn thing and breaks it the very first day she touches it!

i'm going to beat her to death with my phone handset.

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. Better drive automatic staples into her brain too...

:P :rofl: That SUCKS.

[ohiosmith]

4. There's that chamomile tea in the drawer over there.

[Parche]

5. Bean Him.....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[AllegroRondo]

6. I keep a jar of instant in the desk for these emergencies

at least it has caffeine!

[MrCoffee]

8. welcome to my ignore list.

:rofl:

[Wcross]

14. What are you, some kind of "Boy scout"? Instant coffee-eeewww. n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Dude! Mountain Dew!

It's EXTREEEEEEEEEME!

[hisownpetard]

11. He/she who breaks the coffee pot, gets to go to Starbucks and bring back coffee for everyone, free!

There's no punishment too strong for that kind of sin, other than to make the responsible party
provide caffeine replacement from another source. Immediately.
Otherwise, you may have a tendency to just sit there and BREW'D.

[Phillycat]

12. Oh, dear god!

Stick a letter opener into her kidneys! :grr:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

13. Take the rest of the day off...

When the network goes down, I can still work.

No Coffee? Fuck it. I'm going home!!

[puerco-bellies]

15. She.. Must.. DIE!!!

Oh my god, if that ever happened at my job we would have lynched her without hesitation.
My sympathies go out to you.

[billyskank]

16. Coffee Jihad on them.

[sasquatch]

17. You want to borrow my paddle?

:D

[DarkTirade]

18. There are no charges to file if they never find the body.

[redqueen]

19. You only have one coffee pot?

What kind of an organization do you work for? They clearly have their priorities all mixed up.

[billyskank]

20. And how can he call himself MrCoffee?

He ought to have a coffee pot in his pocket at all times, ready to whip out when an emergency brewing situation arises.

:hi:

[Phentex]

22. Do you keep a skank in your pocket?

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[billyskank]

23. That information is given out on a need to know basis only.

[SallyMander]

21. Argh! Any coffee shops nearby?

:shrug:

[Flaxbee]

24. sounds like it's time for everyone to empty their pockets,

pool their change, and go buy another one or two coffee more coffee makers and/or pots!

I hate to say this, because it will mean I've been in a WalMart lately, but I, too, broke our coffee pot last week and - living in the complete and utter boondocks - WalMart is the only place within 50 miles that sells coffee makers. We couldn't wait until our weekend trip into 'the big town' so we zipped off to WalMart to forestall an early morning crisis. They have 'em there, and the prices really aren't bad - from $10.00 to $90.00, depending on how much you want to spend.

They also had extra coffee pots for various machines.

[Rambis]

25. We have three extra

When we changed machines the pots sort of went missing and then were ultimately found again just after the dude who installed it packed up. Funny that:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

26. You live in Seattle.

There's a coffee shop 30 seconds from you right now. It's a Washington law.

Hell, Madrone lives in Central Washington, in an area where there MIGHT be 5000 residents. There are at LEAST 5 coffee places, and that's just the ones I can think of off the top of my head.