I saw Santa driving down San Tomas Expressway in a beat-to-crap Toyota earlier today.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Actually, Santa looked a little beat-to-crap HIMSELF. He was driving a messed-up brown Toyota Corolla and his beard and the white on his cap were more off-white or grey and as he drove by on my left I looked at him and he looked lost or sad or maybe lost AND sad.

You'd think people would be honking their horns and yelling "HEY SANTA" upon witnessing his presence but maybe that didn't happen because he had a beat-to-crap brown Toyota instead of a sleigh, there were no reindeer, he looked a little dirty and George W. Bush is still our president.

:grouphug: