A Monday afternoon funny

[lost-in-nj]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons - round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears - still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."

" Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree - mighty and hard.

In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch - flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas Tree."

"A Christmas Tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."





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lost

[DS1]

1. *snort*

:)

[Parche]

2. SNARK CASTRO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:hi:


found snark

[redqueen]

3. Hahahaha

Nice one. :hi:

[SPKrazy]

4. Too Much Estrogen Here

:P

:rofl:

although

fair's fair, right?

:shrug:


:rofl: :rofl:

:thumbsup:

[Bucky]

5. I'm laughing now...

But in about six years I will hate you for this joke. Now, guess my age...

[bigwillq]

6. HA! LOL!

That's cute! :)

[trof]

7. So, you think EDS is funny, hunh?

I can't believe how insensitive some people are here on DU.
"Hey, let's make jokes about the aged and afflicted!"
:rofl:

I may be an old man, but (please insert outraged indignant caustic reply here).
You know it's coming.
;-)